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!Viva Hate!

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™โšฑ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšง
I was at 7-11 today waiting to pay and this man walked in with this gigantic refill mug and starts walking towards the soda machine to fill it up. The clerk said "Sir, I'm sorry no refills because of the virus." His English isn't that easy to understand but I knew what he said and I had read about it because I get emails from 7-11. The man with the refill mug was about 45 and probably 5'5" and about 245lbs. the clerk was really doing him a favor preventing him from having his daily gallon of carbonated sugar water.
Since I knew what the clerk was saying I said it to the guy, "there are no refills right now because they are worried about contamination from outside cups."
This dude kind of ignored me but I could tell he was mad that I got involved in it. He says to the clerk, "Well, I did it yesterday so you should all get coordinated about this," and then he started sputtering because he was really upset. He was really fiending for that Pepsi! Then he says "Anyway, I know you're full of shit!" and he stomped/waddled towards the door. The clerk can't really do anything since the guy could tell on him but I started laughing and that made this guy really mad so he tried to slam the door but it's got this arm on it that pulls it closed but slowly, so he couldn't slam the door. Instead it looked like he kind of wrenched his arm.

I worked at a convenience store before and you always get people like that but I'm sure it's even worse now. They should just be glad that someone is braving the risk of catching the plague to keep the store open and realize that things have changed a little bit.
I donโ€™t want to read all of this. Can you put it in a vocaroo?
 
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Lujissey

Guest
Everyone in the world is in quarantine, i quite enjoy the antisocial life there many things to do read listen to music MORRISSEY!!!!โคโคsome movie,chat with friends eat ....sleep etc, and i am not afraid to be with myself!!!!!!
 

!Viva Hate!

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™โšฑ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšง
There are so many stories I DON'T put on vocaroo because I don't want Born to Harangue to talk about them for the next fifteen years. Recently this one chick asked "do you want to die?!" when I had to throw her out of my yard.
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She came in the yard and stole that hammer and then threatened me when I told her to give it back.
Tell that crazy bitch youโ€™ll shove that hammer up her ass and send her straight to Hell if she doesnโ€™t get off your property.
 

bhops

Last of the famous international screw ups.
There are so many stories I DON'T put on vocaroo because I don't want Born to Harangue to talk about them for the next fifteen years. Recently this one chick asked "do you want to die?!" when I had to throw her out of my yard.
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She came in the yard and stole that hammer and then threatened me when I told her to give it back.
I know how you feel. I mentioned boxing in ONE post a while back and there is this one dude wwho will not stop going on about it.... :ROFLMAO:

Anyways, John Malkovich knows how you feel about strange ladies in yards,

 

Mozmar

Well-Known Member
I'm depressed as hell. I want to be laid off like everyone else. I want to sit around and write and be paid to do it. Not have to serve grizzled old assbags with smokers voices for a pittance. It was okay when I thought it would get me to greece or London but what the hell am I doing it for. I'm so fucking mad.
I hate these people . I hope they all get corona.
Customer service not your thing then? :)
 
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Vegan. Cro. Spirit. 444

Guest
There are so many stories I DON'T put on vocaroo because I don't want Born to Harangue to talk about them for the next fifteen years. Recently this one chick asked "do you want to die?!" when I had to throw her out of my yard.
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She came in the yard and stole that hammer and then threatened me when I told her to give it back.
Fake Cham, that sure doesnt look like a 'yard'. Maybe in the ghetto a couple of weeds by the street strewn with hammers and other garbage is called a 'yard'. I say this because we dont a newbie walking in here thinking you must be the count of montecristo living large in the palace of versailles. :unsure:
 

The Chameleon

#KingGamma
Fake Cham, that sure doesnt look like a 'yard'. Maybe in the ghetto a couple of weeds by the street strewn with hammers and other garbage is called a 'yard'. I say this because we dont a newbie walking in here thinking you must be the count of montecristo living large in the palace of versailles. :unsure:
Not really Dave, you mention me enough as it is. My heart is full :blush::hearteyes:
Are you sad that I didn't mention you?
 

!Viva Hate!

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™โšฑ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšง

!Viva Hate!

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™โšฑ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšง

!Viva Hate!

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™โšฑ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšง
Gee, by who? Who here has the tech saavy, time, personal vendetta list, and psychopathy to do such a thing?
**thinks ponderously, stroking beard**
Iโ€™m retired.
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rifke

queen of the bunnyverse
I donโ€™t want to read all of this. Can you put it in a vocaroo?
best I could do cause vocaroo--or my computer-- was acting up on me (and i think the people next door-- who no doubt could hear every word--are getting ready to beat me up (a transcontinental accent starts to sound a bit stuffy in this kind of establishment). nevertheless, you're welcome!

 

!Viva Hate!

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™โšฑ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšง
Even though I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, I still love you.

Also RIP Chuck.
Thank you for the backhanded compliment. I love you too.
 
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