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There are so many stories I DON'T put on vocaroo because I don't want Born to Harangue to talk about them for the next fifteen years. Recently this one chick asked "do you want to die?!" when I had to throw her out of my yard.
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She came in the yard and stole that hammer and then threatened me when I told her to give it back.

Fake Cham, that sure doesnt look like a 'yard'. Maybe in the ghetto a couple of weeds by the street strewn with hammers and other garbage is called a 'yard'. I say this because we dont a newbie walking in here thinking you must be the count of montecristo living large in the palace of versailles. :unsure:
 
Fake Cham, that sure doesnt look like a 'yard'. Maybe in the ghetto a couple of weeds by the street strewn with hammers and other garbage is called a 'yard'. I say this because we dont a newbie walking in here thinking you must be the count of montecristo living large in the palace of versailles. :unsure:
Not really Dave, you mention me enough as it is. My heart is full :blush::hearteyes:
Are you sad that I didn't mention you?
 
I don’t want to read all of this. Can you put it in a vocaroo?

Did he say convenience store?!?!

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I don’t want to read all of this. Can you put it in a vocaroo?
best I could do cause vocaroo--or my computer-- was acting up on me (and i think the people next door-- who no doubt could hear every word--are getting ready to beat me up (a transcontinental accent starts to sound a bit stuffy in this kind of establishment). nevertheless, you're welcome!

 
best I could do cause vocaroo--or my computer-- was acting up on me (and i think the people next door-- who no doubt could hear every word--are getting ready to beat me up (a transcontinental accent starts to sound a bit stuffy in this kind of establishment). nevertheless, you're welcome!



Thank you. You’ve done the Lord’s work.
 
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