if you could ask him three questions...

[Half_a_Person]

1. Do you cheat while being a vegetarian?

2. Can I have your autograph?

3. What do you think about Britney Spears' current condition?

 

[Nikita]

1. Is it true that you give good head ?
2. Why are you leaving ?
3. Hey, I am still waiting for the answer to the first question !

 

[neonmad]

Trust your instincts. You could always do it like Doubletree and offer fresh-baked cookies. That's probably something he's never seen before, not even from Julia. Or Jake.

My mom worked for Doubletree in the 80s (in Monterey) - I still remember how excellent the cookies were!

 

[neonmad]

1. Do you cheat while being a vegetarian?
QUOTE]

AS IF!!!

 

[EPbabe]

what would they be? i'm sorry if this has been asked before but i need it for my Life in Art class. please try to avoid obvious and/or common questions about the breakup of the smiths, his sexuality, etc. thanks!

1. Will you marry me?

2. If not, will you just take me home with you?

3. Are you planning to change your mind and marry me anyway?

 

[Maradona]

UI would have to say that Skinner is the best looking Moz fan I've ever seen...

 

[nugz]

UI would have to say that Skinner is the best looking Moz fan I've ever seen...

haha, but that's not even a question!

 

[MadameChaos]

1. Do your crazy fans ever make you feel uncomfortable?

2. Do I make you feel uncomfortable?

3. How about if I sit really close like this.... and stare at you.

 

[morrisseychic]

Can I photograph you?

Would you should me your Manchester?

Can we go clothes shopping?

 

[roughbird]

1. Are we there yet?

2. Are we there yet?

3. Why are your hands around my throat?

 

[Morrissey the 23rd]

Why do you look scared?
Why did you just call security?
Why are you running away?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

If I ask you something, you won't say no, will you?
Did you find out for yourself?
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[meat_is_murder19]

1-if you could kill mike joyce how would you do it?
2-why is the new greatest hits album song selection so bad
3-do you like the song sweetie pie

 

[bobalmighty]

1. Can you stand there while I just bow to you?

2. Please, can you not run away?!

3. Whyyyyy?!!?!?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Wanna read some of my poetry?
I do an awesome rendition of "Friday Mourning." Wanna hear it?
Boxers or briefs?

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

what about...

will you sign my record?
what do you mean it's 4 in the morning?
do you realise how long i waited?

Excellent!!!!

 

[viva hate1]

1.will you marry me?
2.can i be you´re personal assistant?
3.what happened to the homeless chihuahua?

ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Deleted member 4260]

Are you coming?

awesome!!!!

 

[nugz]

If I ask you something, you won't say no, will you?
Did you find out for yourself?
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

HAHAHAHA x 257