Has Tim Booth shaved off that ugly goatee yet? Cause if not, i can’t look at him anymore and someone needs to tell him that the last goatees on earth tried to die back when George Michael died and that’s when his goatee should have died too. If his goatee didn’t die when George Michael died then that is a longer goatee run than any goatee should have ever had a run for already. Ever.
Steven Seagal was also going for that John Travolta/George Michael black hair goatee weirdness. How was that ever even a look? But honestly, if you’re bald on top? The goatee as overcompensation must be the most mid-life crisis last stand of all
Also if you are a person who has ever made out with a person who is the owner and orchestrator of an ugly goatee, then you also already have A LOT to answer for