Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY BAND OF OUTSIDERS" (October 31, 2023)

Juan Galeano [bass], Brendan Buckley [drums], Jesse Tobias [guitars], Camila Grey [keyboards], Carmen Vandenberg [guitars], Morrissey [vocals].

Photo by Ryan Lowry, Harlem NYC, October 2023.

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• Pic of Morrissey and photographer Ryan Lowry at the Langston Hughes House, New York - Oct. 25, 2023

 

[marred]

Actually, it's hair dye!

They've got this one type that you shampoo in each time you wash your hair, and it just gets darker over time. That one is hard to find, probably because it's such a cool product. The standard Just For Men is basically typical hair dye, but it doesn't irritate your scalp.

But how does it help the follically challenged?

 

[johnny marr is sh*t]

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That's the current untalented bass player

 

[Gray Fruit]

That's the current untalented bass player

You wouldn't know talent if it bit you on your vestigial tail.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

When I had my photo taken with Nicky Wire outside the Llandudno, Cymru venue he shut his eyes for a couple of seconds, then opened them. Must be a method.
My method as taught to me by my 7 year old granddaughter is....wide smile with mouth closed. Raise eyebrows like your in shock. Stop smiling. That's how to look like a supermodel.

Jealous! Did you know that I love nicky wire?!? So he didn't have his sunnies on?! I sometimes wonder if, aside from wearing them to look massively cool, he also has sensitive eyes. His eyes are very light and light eyes take in more light than dark eyes. I wish I could meet nicky!!

 

[Phranc & Open]

Camila and Carmen look a little unprepared. I like Camila (from a distance). She looks like the eternal The Cure or Sisters of Mercy fan. Old Morrissey would never have let that pass. Daily haircuts , manicures and high end clothes; he always made sure of that with the boys in the band.

Not a stylish idea, to photograph the stupid cars as well. At least if they were 50s cars. Modern Times (I hate 'em).

 

[Redacted]

Suede would never take such a lame pic

 

[The Wild Turkey]

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I get it Ronnie Jay.
Onesion.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

Maybe it was ninesion. Or nonesion.

Yep.
There's a lotta possibilities to consider.

 

[johnny marr is sh*t]

You wouldn't know talent if it bit you on your vestigial tail.

Oh what a smart answer, you might be the most intelligent person in your family. I wonder about the rest

 

[Juan Dulces]

But how does it help the follically challenged?

Well...it doesn't. But for me, I've been gray for 30 years in some capacity - so it's a great product.

They do have what is essentially 'hair paint', like Jerome Russell's products - to kind of 'fill in' where there is no hair, if that's your thing.

 

[Juan Dulces]

I can't help but wonder about the type of atrocities that could occur if a woman used Just For Men. Might she grow the horn of a unicorn or the horns of the devil? Pointed elfin ears perhaps?

I hope not!

 

[dneuer]

Camila and Carmen look a little unprepared. I like Camila (from a distance). She looks like the eternal The Cure or Sisters of Mercy fan. Old Morrissey would never have let that pass. Daily haircuts , manicures and high end clothes; he always made sure of that with the boys in the band.

Not a stylish idea, to photograph the stupid cars as well. At least if they were 50s cars. Modern Times (I hate 'em).

To be fair, I just assumed it was a spur of the moment thing and probably not much thought was put into it. They were there and figured “why not?”, maybe?

I won’t critique the photo, but am always quick to note that the overwhelming majority of band photos (even some I’ve taken) always have at least one person that is looking away as if the car was left running and they’re making sure no one drives off with it.

 

[Jamie]

Can Jesse ever win here?

Given the absence of Alain, Boz, or Gustavo in this picture - couldn't you argue that he did?

 

[Kieran Collins]

Seems odd that he would replace the entire band except for Jesse. I think Moz's manager must be a total dick like Alain said.

Yep

 

[marred]

Well...it doesn't. But for me, I've been gray for 30 years in some capacity - so it's a great product.

They do have what is essentially 'hair paint', like Jerome Russell's products - to kind of 'fill in' where there is no hair, if that's your thing.

Alright good for you! I was just curious. I do not need any help in the hair department

 

[MozIsGod]

Given the absence of Alain, Boz, or Gustavo in this picture - couldn't you argue that he did?

Speaking of Boz, does anyone know the full story with him? Mando Lopez and Matt Walker disappeared right along with him.

The band seemed like a relatively stable unit between 2009 and 2020. Look at all of the turnover we've had within the past three years. Even Solomon Walker came back for a few gigs and bolted.

 

[Moz hater.]

The latest band to tour with Morrissey and get ignored by record labels. Good luck to them putting up with his narcissism and cancelling gigs when he takes the huff!