Read This!!! Moz's Life Story In 20.
1) Grows up in Manchester council estate.
2) Becomes vegetarian at 11.
3) Likes Oscar Wilde.
4) Sees lots of concerts including, The New York Dolls, Bowie and Sex Pistols.
5) Meets Johnny Marr, forms band and tours extensively.
6) Prescription drugs for depression and insommia.
7) Mass adoration and flowers.
Celibate Moz returns to his hotel room with scrabble and an orange.
9) Smiths split, NME goes mad.
10) Morrissey solo.
11) Finsbury park, protesting outside EMI, The National Front disco, fiasco.
12) Doesn't speak to NME for 12 years.
13) Critical acclaim for Vauxhall & I.
14) Jake Walters, plus maybe Michael Stipe, Pete Burns and Billy MacKenzie.
15) Court case against Mike Joyce. Morrissey loses.
16) Moves to L.A.
17) Two albums go virtually unnoticed, 7 years of invisiblity.
18) Campaign for peta plus documentry of his life.
19) Returns with triumph You Are The Quarry.
20) Writing autobiography.
There you have it, prescription drugs, celibacy, racism and court cases. What more could you want?