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Dumbledore
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I stumbled across some deeply weird psychological questions. I think it would be really interesting to see how you guys would answer these questions. So I decided to put them up. Feel free to skip any you don't feel like answering. Have fun!
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I like discovering things that are hidden. True or False?
I'm a willing participant in most games. True or False?
A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of disturbing things. True or False?
Going to a movie by yourself is:
- Fun
- Bleak
- Relaxing
- Strange
When voting I tend to:
- Vote along the party line
- Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do
- Cast my ballots at random
- Vote for the tallest candidate
When I go to the grocery store, I:
- Only buy what's on my list
- Fall prey to impulse shopping
- Wander aimlessly for hours
- Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles
- Count objects like soup cans and floor tiles
If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
- Curse him to high heaven
- Wave at him
- Tailgate him until he gets the message
- Forgive him
On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
- 1 to 2
- 3 to 4
- 5 to 6
- 7 to 8
- 9 to 10
I can change my mind about an important issue with:
- Little difficulty
- A lot of effort
- A fair amount of research and forethought
I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. True or False?
I don't like people trying to teach me things. True or False?
I am a creative person. True or False?
Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
- Yes
- No
- I'd rather not say
I love the way that money smells.
- True
- False
- No opinion
If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it. True or False?
People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
- I agree
- I disagree
- No opinion
Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True or False?
I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True or False?
I prefer romance over raw sex:
- Always
- Never
- Sometimes
When I go swimming:
- I feel at peace
- I'm afraid of drowning
- I like to dive to the bottom
- I wear goggles so I can look at people's bodies underwater
- I never go swimming
Is beauty really only skin deep?
- Yes
- No
- I don't know
When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
- Hold it
- Nurse it
- Leave the house
- Not have kids
- Get help
I often fantasize about women and water.
- Yes
- No
- No opinion
The most important thing about a lover is:
- A sense of humor
- A great body and a beautiful face
- That they are good in bed
- Intelligence
Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
- True
- False
- No opinion.
I loved my father more than my mother.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and become famous. True or False?
Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
- True
- False
- I'd prefer not to say
What do you like most about kitty cats?
- Soft and fluffy
- Purring
- Licking
- Nothing
How do you feel about going to the doctor?
- Like it
- Hate it
- Apprehensive
Why should children be spanked?
- So you can teach them a good lesson
- Because it's fun to hear them cry
- I was. Why shouldn't they be, too?
- I don't believe in spanking
What's more fun?
- Playing "house"
- Having a tea party
- Playing "doctor"
- Drinking daddy's liquor
- Making a mess
Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True or False?
Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes
- No
- No opinion
Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes
- No
- No opinion
Men who give oral sex are:
- Smart
- Generous
- Weak-minded
- Trying to get oral sex in return
- Romantic
My memories of Christmas are:
- Horrible
- Wonderful
- Neutral
Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash out and hurt somebody.
- True
- False
- No opinion
What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
- Loving
- Tempestuous
- Painful
- Dull
- Peaceful
- Violent
There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
- True
- False
- No opinion
What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
- One in a million
- One in a billion
- Non-existent
- Pretty good
Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
- True
- False
- I'd rather not say
If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I am overcome by waves of nausea:
- Once in a while
- At least once a week
- Every day
- Only when I have stomach flu
Are you afraid of getting botulism?
- Yes
- No
- I don't know what "botulism" is
I hate everyone in my family.
- Yes
- No
- I'd rather not say
I would never step on a crack. True or False?
If somebody was threatening me, I would:
- Kill them
- Beat them up
- Reason with them
- Sue them
- Run away
When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by coloring books.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of their head.
- True
- False
- Only if they had a beautiful body
- No opinion
A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I am excellent at math.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Deep down, I know that I am wild.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True or False?
I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True or False?
I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming to get me. True or False?
At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and died.
- True
- False
- I'd rather not say
I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True or False?
Being alone is:
- Fun sometimes
- Horrible
- A necessary evil
- Depressing
When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
- Keep my mouth shut
- Lash out
- Run
- Keep calm
Alternative medicine is:
- Fake
- Helpful in some cases
- Better than traditional medicine
- I don't know what it is
My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative" lifestyles.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
- I disagree
- I agree
- Maybe
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I like discovering things that are hidden. True or False?
I'm a willing participant in most games. True or False?
A majority of the time, I can go right to sleep without thinking of disturbing things. True or False?
Going to a movie by yourself is:
- Fun
- Bleak
- Relaxing
- Strange
When voting I tend to:
- Vote along the party line
- Go for the candidate who thinks the way I do
- Cast my ballots at random
- Vote for the tallest candidate
When I go to the grocery store, I:
- Only buy what's on my list
- Fall prey to impulse shopping
- Wander aimlessly for hours
- Avoid acquaintances by ducking into aisles
- Count objects like soup cans and floor tiles
If a driver cuts me off on the highway, I tend to:
- Curse him to high heaven
- Wave at him
- Tailgate him until he gets the message
- Forgive him
On a scale from one to ten, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is good sex to a marriage's success?
- 1 to 2
- 3 to 4
- 5 to 6
- 7 to 8
- 9 to 10
I can change my mind about an important issue with:
- Little difficulty
- A lot of effort
- A fair amount of research and forethought
I never become agitated or restless when I go to art museums. True or False?
I don't like people trying to teach me things. True or False?
I am a creative person. True or False?
Does the term "buxom maid" appeal to you?
- Yes
- No
- I'd rather not say
I love the way that money smells.
- True
- False
- No opinion
If I could sneak into a movie without getting caught, I just might do it. True or False?
People can't stop their desires from controlling their lives.
- I agree
- I disagree
- No opinion
Sometimes, I think of things that are too disgusting to talk about. True or False?
I seem to be reliving the same events over and over again. True or False?
I prefer romance over raw sex:
- Always
- Never
- Sometimes
When I go swimming:
- I feel at peace
- I'm afraid of drowning
- I like to dive to the bottom
- I wear goggles so I can look at people's bodies underwater
- I never go swimming
Is beauty really only skin deep?
- Yes
- No
- I don't know
When I hear a baby crying, I want to:
- Hold it
- Nurse it
- Leave the house
- Not have kids
- Get help
I often fantasize about women and water.
- Yes
- No
- No opinion
The most important thing about a lover is:
- A sense of humor
- A great body and a beautiful face
- That they are good in bed
- Intelligence
Sometimes, wild horses chase deer and eat them.
- True
- False
- No opinion.
I loved my father more than my mother.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Sometimes, I'm amused by stories of criminals who get away with crimes and become famous. True or False?
Once in a while, I just burst into tears for no good reason.
- True
- False
- I'd prefer not to say
What do you like most about kitty cats?
- Soft and fluffy
- Purring
- Licking
- Nothing
How do you feel about going to the doctor?
- Like it
- Hate it
- Apprehensive
Why should children be spanked?
- So you can teach them a good lesson
- Because it's fun to hear them cry
- I was. Why shouldn't they be, too?
- I don't believe in spanking
What's more fun?
- Playing "house"
- Having a tea party
- Playing "doctor"
- Drinking daddy's liquor
- Making a mess
Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again. True or False?
Hearing voices doesn't mean I'm crazy.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Can a man be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes
- No
- No opinion
Can a woman be passive and still be sexy?
- Yes
- No
- No opinion
Men who give oral sex are:
- Smart
- Generous
- Weak-minded
- Trying to get oral sex in return
- Romantic
My memories of Christmas are:
- Horrible
- Wonderful
- Neutral
Sometimes, when I wait for a long time in a line (queue), I want to lash out and hurt somebody.
- True
- False
- No opinion
What kind of relationship do most married couples have?
- Loving
- Tempestuous
- Painful
- Dull
- Peaceful
- Violent
There's nothing wrong with men dressing up in women's clothing.
- True
- False
- No opinion
What are the chances of being killed on a roller coaster?
- One in a million
- One in a billion
- Non-existent
- Pretty good
Some of the funnest times I've ever had have included knives.
- True
- False
- I'd rather not say
If you put a seashell up your ear, you can hear the ocean.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I am overcome by waves of nausea:
- Once in a while
- At least once a week
- Every day
- Only when I have stomach flu
Are you afraid of getting botulism?
- Yes
- No
- I don't know what "botulism" is
I hate everyone in my family.
- Yes
- No
- I'd rather not say
I would never step on a crack. True or False?
If somebody was threatening me, I would:
- Kill them
- Beat them up
- Reason with them
- Sue them
- Run away
When I was a child, I rebelled against the rigid structure imposed by coloring books.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I become outraged when my pen runs out of ink.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I would make love to a person even if they had a giant hand in place of their head.
- True
- False
- Only if they had a beautiful body
- No opinion
A woman's hands are more erotic than her breasts.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I am excellent at math.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Deep down, I know that I am wild.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Often, I am afraid of things that I know can't harm me. True or False?
I have never tried to hit an animal on purpose with my car. True or False?
I have never been afraid of something dead coming back to life and coming to get me. True or False?
At least once, I have kept a spider in a jar until it withered up and died.
- True
- False
- I'd rather not say
I have fantasized about hurting someone who gave me a dirty look. True or False?
Being alone is:
- Fun sometimes
- Horrible
- A necessary evil
- Depressing
When I'm in trouble, I think it's best just to:
- Keep my mouth shut
- Lash out
- Run
- Keep calm
Alternative medicine is:
- Fake
- Helpful in some cases
- Better than traditional medicine
- I don't know what it is
My family puts too much pressure on me to succeed.
- True
- False
- No opinion
I have never felt so dizzy that I thought I would faint.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Sometimes, I feel hostile toward people who lead "alternative" lifestyles.
- True
- False
- No opinion
Sometimes, doors should just be left closed.
- I disagree
- I agree
- Maybe