Wild Oscar
Born-again Atheist
Possibly an honorary Northerner. As any true Northerner knows, the true spelling was immortalised in Tony Capstick's 'Capstick Comes Home', as follows "...spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock...".
Here endeth.
Al Sithee,
Peter
Of course, but not everyone has your literary and grammatical skills, do they?
Nar stop thi chelpin' un shut thi mush