Oh! What to buy Morrissey this Christmas!
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Pajamas. And a Wii Fit, I bet he'd be good at the hula hoop.
Franzanna
In retirement
Oh, I'm good at the hula hoop on Wii Fit!
But he doesn't need pyjamas, does he? I mean, you'd only rip them off his body before he went to sleep.
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Oh, I'm good at the hula hoop on Wii Fit!
Not every night, just almost every night. Then you have to get up in the morning and have breakfast and stuff. Pajamas on Christmas are a tradition in my family.
I'd buy him a copy of Live at the Hollywood Bowl since I know he doesn't have a copy.
And a new razor and candies in his stocking. And journals. And pens. I wouldn't buy him a penis, he has one of those.
Franzanna
In retirement
Not every night, just almost every night. Then you have to get up in the morning and have breakfast and stuff. Pajamas on Christmas are a tradition in my family.
I'd buy him a copy of Live at the Hollywood Bowl since I know he doesn't have a copy.
And a new razor and candies in his stocking. And journals. And pens. I wouldn't buy him a penis, he has one of those.
All he needs is a dressing grown (I think it's more common to call them bath robes in America), in that case.
If he's going to have Wii Fit, I'll get him a Raving Rabbids game for the Wii as well.
Ahhh, Boxing Day's going to be so fun for him, playing on the Wii in his pyjamas and dressing grown, with his little kitten snuggled up on the sofa, before he sits down to watch himself perform on DVD. To complete the scene, I shall get him a hot chocolate machine so he can have a drink whilst he watches Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on BBC 2.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
All he needs is a dressing grown (I think it's more common to call them bath robes in America), in that case.
If he's going to have Wii Fit, I'll get him a Raving Rabbids game for the Wii as well.
To complete the scene, I shall get him a hot chocolate machine so he can have a drink whilst he watches Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on BBC 2.
Yeah but this image of Morrissey is way too wholesome. (The man that I love.) For coolness sake I guess we ought to balance it out a bit, maybe an eightball of coke and some guns and knives or something. Of course he won't snort the coke, but it could be a laughy stocking stuffer that he could give to one of his hardier friends when they visit or something.
jesuisbryony
...
A hug.
LegalTender
New Member
a gift basket filled with things he can treat himself to, like hot cocoa and cookies.
Jukebox Jury
Retired
I'd give him one of my calendars..... as seen with Grim and Mike Joyce and some other bloke (with Uncle Skinny's calendar that he left in the Brickhouse)
Jukebox Jury
(with Uncle Skinny's calendar that he left in the Brickhouse)
Jukebox Jury
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VetTechOnFire
New Member
A hug.
That is always the perfect gift!!!!
mikematronik
New Member
A new turntable.
Corrissey
lovable loser
"Ridiculous poll.....have you nothing better to do with your time?"
I've been waiting a year to return your comment.
theboyracer
Still busting the gat
I bought him a book that I hope to give to him before the 25th.
vivabob
Ordinary Boy
Buy him a bloody present have you seen the amount of money i have forked out on tickets he should be buying me one
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
New trainers, those ones he's been eyeing.
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