Listening to some really great music tonight.

[Nick]

Leonard Cohen - Songs of Love and Hate
T.Rex - Electric Warrior
Lou Reed - Transformer
New York Dolls - New York Dolls
Bob Dylan - The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Velvet Underground - Loaded
Serge Gainsbourg - L'Histoire de Melody Nelson

A real nice selection of Christ-killing records for this evening.

 

[Nick]

Wait, how could I forget?

The Ramones!

 

[drunk or on drugs]

Ah thurday pathetic, is Loafing Oaf sharing the experience?

 

[Nick]

I'm not Thursday Pathetic.

I've only ever been Nick.

And how should I know what Theo's up to?

Anyhow, back to these records. True classics, mm.

 

[sherlock holmes]

No of course you're not....As you are so not Jewish.

 

[Nick]

What makes you think I'm Jewish?

I can't wait to hear your witty reply to this one.

But really, what makes me Jewish?
I've stated over and over that I don't agree with the Israeli government.
I've told you I'm Catholic.

But somehow, just because I find you to be a vile racist parody of a human being, that makes me Jewish.

Get a f***ing grip on reality. Go find your husband, you old bat.
He's out somewhere having a grand old (or should I say young?) time with a sane woman, I'm sure.

 

[sherlock holmes]

How about you fixing the black half football on your head.

>I don't give a shit where my ex husband is.

You are the vilest piece of shit on this site.

He would give you a good battering though, he hates cowards.

You know the type, a little like yourself, posting hateful, hurtful remarks to someone you have never met in your life.

You can't even excuse yourself by claiming "the old bat/hag was jewish so deserved it anyway"

Get the gist of the argument Mannie?

You are the biggest load of hypocritical shites on this earth.

Oh yes, everyone insults you .

NO you insult everyone else. It just so happens when the boot is on the other foot....we are called racist.

Now piss off to the land of nod.

You ignorant piece of filth.

Vermin was too good a word.

> But really, what makes me Jewish?
> I've stated over and over that I don't agree with the Israeli government.
> I've told you I'm Catholic.

> But somehow, just because I find you to be a vile racist parody of a human
> being, that makes me Jewish.

> Get a f***ing grip on reality. Go find your husband, you old bat.
> He's out somewhere having a grand old (or should I say young?) time with a
> sane woman, I'm sure.

 

[Nick]

Hahahahaha, oh man, that was so good.

Irene, you are truly a class act.

The only frustrating part about your little routine is that you can never just shut the f*** up for a second and answer a question clearly. You always go off on tangents.

But seriously, that was cute. Adorable, even.
You're such a doll. Run along now, I think it's playground time.

 

[Codreanu]

Get a room, you two!

 

[Nick]

You're as much of a broken record as she is. Shut the f*** up already.

 

[simon swastika]

How dare you speak to Codreanu in such a manner. You twisted shylock

Hello Cod.

I've been away for a day or two, no, not in the "funny farm".

Have you received the card yet?

I received a card in the mailbox which appears to have been there for a day or so, advising me to pick up a package from the post office.

It was a bank holiday today here (public holiday) so the PO was not open.

I'll pick it up tomorrow, God willing.

 

[Nick]

Oh Irene. Another day, another wrinkle.

And another part of your twisted brain deteriorates.

 

[simon swastika]

Oh Nick, I so love the name check and no expense spent. What a pal!

 

[Codreanu]

Re: How dare you speak to Codreanu in such a manner. You twisted shylock

> Have you received the card yet?

No, I have not. Am still awaiting its arrival.

You didn't forget to affix the stamp, did you?

 

[Nick]

Just finished Cohen. Onto T.Rex now.

Ohh, Cosmic Dancer. How gorgeous.

 

[simon swastika]

Re: How dare you speak to Codreanu in such a manner. You twisted shylock

> No, I have not. Am still awaiting its arrival.

> You didn't forget to affix the stamp, did you?

Of course not.

I had to take it to the post office and have it weighed as it was air mail.

It should have reached you by now.

Our postal service is beyond contempt, it really is.

More than likely the guys in the sorting office were all pissed off their head (this is common knowledge by the way) and have sent it to the outer hebrides.

I'll buy another tomorrow and give it another go.

Providing of course, there isn't a mid-week football match for them to watch!

Ha ha ha.

What a country.

 

[Nick]

Ooh, Mambo Sun!

 

[Codreanu]

Re: How dare you speak to Codreanu in such a manner. You twisted shylock

> It should have reached you by now.

> Our postal service is beyond contempt, it really is.

> More than likely the guys in the sorting office were all pissed off their
> head (this is common knowledge by the way) and have sent it to the outer
> hebrides.

> I'll buy another tomorrow and give it another go.

> Providing of course, there isn't a mid-week football match for them to
> watch!

> Ha ha ha.

Oh no, give it some more time.

Tis odd. Recently, I sent a standard letter adressed to Denmark via air-mail and it arrived shortly, in a matter of days...

 

[Nick]

Must be those kikes! They don't want your pure Christian words to reach eachother!

 

[Codreanu]

Re: Must be those kikes! They don't want your pure Christian words to reach eachother!

I understand all Seriously Flawed's overseas correspondence is scrutinized thoroughly by agents of the Mossad (often posing as lesbian drink-throwers).