Yes, I stated that clearly. It says so in the reply you quoted. Do try to keep up!
"I'm a mental case......This is probably my last post here because I'm probably going to Broadmoor soon. It's probably for the best."
Presumably, you didn't read it before making your redundant observaton. No matter. Nobody cares what you think. I don't. And I don't care what anyone else on this forum thinks. Or what Morrissey thinks. I'm fed up of this job and can't wait to be back on the ward with nothing to bother me other than lining up for the next dose of anti-psychotic medication to trip on.
tara a bit...again! LOL!
Shazza
Sexretary To "BrummieBoy"
Alreet Auntie Shaz!
It's yer most favouritest niece 'Bex' here innit. Don't be going and saying all that tosh about Broadmoor luv, yer going to go and give me a bleedin heart attack when yer go and say bleedin stuff like tha! Am very sorry I missed ya during yer recent return, coulda used yer shoulder to cry on if I knew you was about cuz am fookin distraught here like! That fookin gobsh!te 'Mozambiguous' only went and bleedin fired me didn't he? Without so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple"! Spineless coward didn't even have the courage to tell me by hisself!
Happened a coupla weeks ago, I went into work like I do every day only to see this person sittin behind the desk in me chair filing her nails, calm as you like. Turns out she's taking my job, and she's just sat there filing her nails not even ashamed of herself, the brass on her! The fookin bare faced cheek of it! She's lucky I didn't hop over the desk and swing her around the place by the hair, I'll tell you that right now for nothin. I would have been justified in doing it an all! I didn't think of it at the time though cuz I was too confused by the sight of her just sittin there in me favouritest chair.
So I walks up to the desk and I clear me throat, all polite like, and I ask her what ye doing in me bleedin chair? She just looks up at me for a second then looks back down and keeps filing her nails without saying anyfing! I ask her what are ye bleedin deaf or summat? and I slam me hand down on the desk cuz am really raging by this stage, gave it a fair whack like. Then the office door opens and tha two face coward 'Mozambiguous' comes strollin out sayin what's all this commotion out here? I nearly lost me head when he said tha but I kept meself together. So I pushes him in the chest, and I pushes him again, calm as I can, and he backs up into the office splutterin saying he thought the new secretary had notified me about the changes in personnel, tryin to talk his way out of it. I say to him so that's it is it? Ye put me through a rigorous 6 week training regime and then ye leave me go after a coupla months without so much as an explanation? He just stands there lookin at me, I could have feckin throttled him!
I learnt everyfing I could about this Morrisson's singer that I never even heard of and it was all for nowt? He has no songs remixed by Tiesto or Cascada or anyfing, he's fookin sh1t! What was the point in all that, 6 weeks of me life that I'll never get back. He told me then that he was offerin me a generous redundancy package, and he's replacing me in the interest of increased 'diversity' in the working environment, whatever the fook tha means, it's cuz the new secretary isn't from around are way or summat. I bet it’s becuz he figured out he could pay her less than wha he’s payin me!
I said you owe me a lot more than some measly redundancy package, I could fookin have you ya know! What about if I go onto that Morrisson's forum and tell them people on there about all the perverted sh!t ye were tryin to get me to do, ye feckin weirdo! He went white as a sheet when I said tha, I says yeah, ye thought ye'd get away with it did ye? I'm yer secretary not a feckin floozy! I have him flustered by then and he calls his new secretary in and tells her to escort me to the door, I could have scratched her fookin eyes out for nabbing me job but I didn't and I acted like a lady instead.
Yer haven't heard the last of me I told him, and when I got outside the office I took the secretary to one side and told her to watch out for him cuz he's a wrong 'un. Her name tag said that she’s called Sookie R. Wang, I dunnae if that's her real name or what. He comes up with all these false names and diversions to try to ‘hide in plain sight’ and conceal his true identity, as you know me real name ain't 'Rebecca' neither. I told her to be careful cuz he'll do the same thing to her as what he did to me. She didn't say owt but I sensed she understood the possible ramifications of it all. It's been two weeks now and I've received no redundancy package by the way! Bloody Nora and Fcuking Ada! I'm a right tit for takin him at his word, I should've known he'd try and shaft me.
I've been back to the office a couple of times since then but they keep the door bolted, even though I know they're in there! I heard him singin to the secretary through the door “I see the world it makes me puke but then I look at yer an know that somewhere there’s a someone who can suck me”, he used sweet talk me like tha too back when I were his secretary, but I cannae dwell in the past.
I just want to tell ya Shazza pet that I don't blame yer, for introducing me to this 'Mozambiguous' specimen in the first place. I know he private messaged yer boss 'Brummieboy' asking for him to recommend a secretary, and he left the task to you so you put my name forward, even though according to what ye told me before, 'Brummieboy' runs a shelter for unmarried mothers called ‘Brum's Slum Mums’ where he usually gets his secretaries and interns from [that's how you met him wasn't it, after yer got out of Broadmoor the first time?]. It was good of ye to think to mention me instead cuz yer knew I needed the job like, but it’s just unfortunate tha it turned out ta be such a fookin disaster.
You was tellin me tha the facilities there at Brummie’s shelter where you was staying were much worse than at Broadmoor, so you was happy to become his Head Sexretary to get outta there. I suppose we have ta do whatever we can to survive, but I have to tell ya though that yer need to watch out for yer boss an all. ‘Brummieboy’ and ‘Mozambiguous’ are two peas in a pod, there’s something a bit off about tha whole situation that I carn’t put me finger on. I’m almost certain that they both have some sorta masonic connections or somefing, of course I have no proof about that at the moment, and to be honest I don’t even know what a ‘mason’ is!! There’s definitely summat satanic about the both of em though, and like a few of the people on this forum I don’t even know if they’re the same person or wha!! ‘Mozambiguous’ denies it, he says they’re not even from the same country and there’s approx. a 20-30 year age difference between the two of em, but this could be more fabrication!
All’s I know is tha he has an unhealthy obsession with this ‘Brummieboy’ character!! He even said to me tha becuz he’s a bit younger than Brummie, when he stops using the name, Mozambiguous is gonna steal his identity and BECOME Brummieboy!! Now I dunnae how he can become Brummieboy if they’re already the same person, but therein lies the complexity of the situation ye see! He said he has no definite date set for this ‘Great Name Robbery’ but he’s pencilled in 02/01/2021 at 20:21 at the moment, although he dislikes dealin with time periods in decades, and prefers ‘aeons’. And told me that he plans to become ‘timeless’.. unless he’s stopped! No wonder he's still living in 'Mom's Basement'. Warn BB about this shockin act of subterfuge and then sling yer ‘ook, get as far away as ye can from him before the stress puts yer back in the nuthouse!
As for me.. well this tw@t Mozambiguous forgot to change his password after having fired me, so I’ll keep coming back to reveal the truth about him until I get me redundancy! I know how to use the forum after me six weeks of training so I’ve no problem in navigating the site. I’m surprised that Sookie R. Wang hasn't begun posting yet but she must still be 'in training'. I know you've said in the past that you've never seen 'Brummieboy' in person, so I dunnae how you'll be able to 'escape' from him, maybe it's impossible. I've never seen 'Mozambiguous' in person either, so try to get your head around that within the context of everything else that I've just said!!
Tara babes, we must meet up soon for a proper catch up. We can plot your escape.. I know in my heart that it can be done, even if you and I have to take the 'Thelma and Louise' route....
P.S. I told Mam that I'm contacting ye and she told me to tell yer that she says "alreet".
- 'Rebecca McCormick'
Ex Secretary to, and current "debunker" of 'Mozambiguous'
