Da crabs are king.After hermit crabs, I assume?
I just read that California condors don't have a sense of smell--they just look for other predators or carrion-eaters, and then swoop in and scare them off. Plus, they can soar for miles without flapping their wings. That makes them like the NRitHs of the animal kingdom in terms of sheer laziness. And coolness.
Condors are awesome on many many levels, my brother once noted that their faces sometimes look like insideout colons.
Any animal whose face can look like any kind of anal passage is a winner in my book.