What would you do if you won the lottery???

Finance Morrissey's next album

> WELL ???

And world tour!
 
LOL...

...but we don't need to get THAT extreme, do we?

I'm sure ol Freddie would be just as (ok, a little LESS) traumatized if we were to somehow arrange a public humiliation by a flirtatious and lying gay man.
 
First I'd take care of the folks.

Then I'd pay off all my debts.

Then I'd purchase a cozy little seaside cottage, and a spacious Greenwich Village loft.

Then I'd set up some sort of scholarship for under-achieving, procrastinating dreamers.

Then I'd travel and get into mini-adventures for the rest of my life.
 
Re: just checkin'

pardon me language but "anal rape fred durst" ... is there a redundancy in that sentence, or not?

thank you.
 
> WELL ???

try to win a second time, to make sure it wasn't just luck.
 
Pay off all debts.

Get a new Car.

Get real live Car Insurance.

Buy a house.

Travel.

Go back to school.

Buy tickets to every show and festival I have ever wanted to go see.

Pay for my sisters college.

Buy mom & Dad a house.

Go back to England.

Make myself very comfortable with new furniture.
 
> WELL ???

I would hire people to finally fix up my place so i can sell it.
I would travel everywhere, but backpack because it's still more fun that way.
take some music lessons and learn to play new instruments or learn how to sing in some sort of operatic fashion
I would use my new downtime to do bit parts in movies.
I would throw a party.
Invest in a good and well stocked liquor cabinet for my parties.
Buy a 2nd home in New England and go there for the folliage
I would go and sit in front of moz's house for hours until he comes home as I will no longer be some lunatic fan off the street but now a rich eccentric meeting others of like status.
donate some money to the homeless organizations
 
Re: just checkin'

> pardon me language but " anal rape fred durst" ... is
> there a redundancy in that sentence, or not?

Well, it could be one of a couple things..

to rape :
rape1 (rp)
n.
The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse

If a woman were to come and rape mr. durst, she could tie him up and just sort of take him (in the conventional sex way or analy)
Maybe she could just get him drunk and rape him...

Or s/he could go down on him...forcing him to submit to a hummer...or something.

Now, if the hitman that bruce hires turns out to be a man, perhaps by stating "anal rape this fellow"...it doesn't leave anything up to the imagination of the hit man. He could have chosen to orally rape him.

Just a thought,
-imacolata

It doesn't *have* to be anal to be rape...t


http://members.home.com/imacolata
 
Re: just checkin'

> Well, it could be one of a couple things..

> to rape :
> rape1 (rp)
> n.
> The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts,
> especially sexual intercourse

> If a woman were to come and rape mr. durst, she could tie him up
> and just sort of take him (in the conventional sex way or analy)
> Maybe she could just get him drunk and rape him...

Well, it's a bit harder to force a man to submit to the "conventional" sex act, because...um...well...he has to "rise" to the occasion in order to really get anything accomplished.

Just thought I'd point that out.
 
Re: just checkin'

> Well, it's a bit harder to force a man to submit to the
> "conventional" sex act, because...um...well...he has
> to "rise" to the occasion in order to really get
> anything accomplished.

although it may be improbable, its not impossible

-imacolata


http://members.home.com/imacolata
 
I'd finance a scientist to create an efficient drug wich would be able to stop this pain on my back side, I'M DESPERATE.
 
hmm...

> although it may be improbable, its not impossible

Color me intrigued.
 
> I'd finance a scientist to create an efficient drug wich would
> be able to stop this pain on my back side, I'M DESPERATE.

"honey, did you know where I left one of our 'toys' the last time I came over?"
 
> "honey, did you know where I left one of our 'toys' the
> last time I came over?"

My little, dear, sweet, sexy darling... Are you "quoting" what?????
 
If i won the lottery i would !!!

Get very very twisted drunk then GET drunk again and develope a serious drug addiction 80)

Then....

Build a massive dream house and buy houses in Ireland and South america and live there for half the year and do some serious globe trotting.

Give my mom and dad and my brother what ever they wanted.

Buy a small town @#!!!e football club

Start my own record label and sign up Morrissey and other young hopefuls

Buy a nite club called "easy street" and have a hacienda kinda thing happening

Buy loads of clothes and records and stuff!

I would sort out some money for needy people.

and have a really really great time and i would never work again he he
 
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