What would you ask Morrissey ?

[ALLIE WALLS]

My question would be what do you think a young Morrissey starting out in 1983 would make of your song Bobby dont you think they know ?

 

[Light Housework]

I'd ask him if he ever yawns.

 

[Anonymous]

1. Do you have a new cat in your life?
2. Are you mad at California right now?
3. Do you ever personally read anything on Morrissey-solo?
4. Would you ever admit it if you did? (Of course not...)

 

[Anonymous bystander]

I swear theres already a thread about this.. I'd definately ask him about his cats, but in the russell brand interview, he declined to answer any feline questions - even the feline questions from RB humble mother, its all very personal.

https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/moz-is-a-question-mark.151221/

 

[Dead Girl]

I'd ask him to marry me, although I already know how he'd answer - with a definite yes!

 

[Dead Girl]

Seriously though, I'd ask him why he never liked The Beatles. I think I once read that he said they had maybe four good songs.

It seems a little strange to me that as a little boy in England in the 1960s who was obsessed with pop music didn't like The Beatles at all. (He didn't like the Stones until later in life. They must have been too rock for little boy Moz.)

 

[nicky wire's legs]

if he bums damon or if damon bums him

 

[Anon in London]

I's ask him if he eats carrots to help him shoot in the dark

 

[Was I ever any good]

Id ask Mozzer if he ever goes in any 99 cent stores just to mock all the ugly staff

 

[Anon in London]

I'd also ask him if he carries a potato gun to protect him on the streets of the good old USofA

 

[Was I ever any good]

I’d also ask him which solo member he’d love to slap the most.
Now this could be a thread.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

you're a very stupid man

 

[Gregor Samsa]

I’d ask him what his top five Elvis songs are.

 

[FactChecker]

"Which group or writer amongst your contemporaries do you think deserved more success?"

I'm taking "writer" to include more than musicians/songwriters, and "contemporaries" can be anyone born 1955-65, anywhere.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

I’d ask him to meet me in Copenhagen and come to Bronnum or to the Library Bar for a cozy evening of lotttttttttttttts of gabbing. Undoubtedly, more giggles than anyone could even shake a stick at would be involved.

Ca va sans dire

 

[Mozzer1980]

I would ask Moz what was he doing in Lublin in 2014 ?

 

[skull]

I would ask him to let me listen to Bonfire

 

[Was I ever any good]

My shit poetry has more chance of ever
Being released….

 

[okcomputer]

"Where is the light that never goes out?"

 

[Gray Fruit]

"Where is the light that never goes out?"

That one's easy. The light resides in Johnny Marr's eyes.