The Drivel Thread

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Morrissey would approve.

I have to put watercolor ground on canvas while this dries.

 

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An awful rendition of Ask

 

[Deleted member 30524]

An awful rendition of Ask

Beautiful

 

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Side

 

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Like Alcoholics Anonymous

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Oh LH, I feel such sympatico with you as well, my rotting teeth have made my life such hell, but no more! now ive had em all pulled and 3 weeks I get fitted for dentures, hazzah! to have a golden smile, fool the ladies and now in these so woke times act hurt when they find out its all plastic, what could be better?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

you two should get married

 

[nicky wire's legs]

so robby, did you bring back that african queen? and once in the states did she dump your ass and run off with someone--anyone--else?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

so robby, did you bring back that african queen? and once in the states did she dump your ass and run off with someone--anyone--else?

oh, it was worse than that, she lead me on to increase her bride price back home, I know, imma fool

 

[nicky wire's legs]

oh, it was worse than that, she lead me on to increase her bride price back home, I know, imma fool

how would your interest in her increase her bride price?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

how would your interest in her increase her bride price?

(sighs) I have 0 desire to explain to a European spinster the convoluted details of East African marriage practices nevertheless, hope you are well, no, but truly, women like you here always tend to off themselves, far more than the men, what is that? regardless, creams and peaches!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

(sighs) I have 0 desire to explain to a European spinster the convoluted details of East African marriage practices nevertheless, hope you are well, no, but truly, women like you here always tend to off themselves, far more than the men, what is that? regardless, creams and peaches!

whatever, lame-o

 

[nicky wire's legs]

why the f*** are you all over my profile and private messages, creep? i have no desire for that level of engagement with you.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

why the f*** are you all over my profile and private messages, creep? i have no desire for that level of engagement with you.

one pm to be nice, you seriously have issue, Amber Heard would be proud

 

[nicky wire's legs]

one pm to be nice, you seriously have issue, Amber Heard would be proud

k, go crawl back into your hole now

 

[Fake C]

Did you get the one about how he "manned the barricades" for Moz?
Honestly I kind of want to know what that is supposed to mean but then I realize the "explanation" would be a mix of gibberish and lies.

 

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Oh LH, I feel such sympatico with you as well, my rotting teeth have made my life such hell, but no more! now ive had em all pulled and 3 weeks I get fitted for dentures, hazzah! to have a golden smile, fool the ladies and now in these so woke times act hurt when they find out its all plastic, what could be better?

I invested in a Nutri Bullet in case I end up not having enough teeth to chew at some point. For now, I've got just enough teeth to chew.

 

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I Want to Please



It’s a feeling

It’s not quite sexual

Except emotionally

I used to have a boy’friend’

Who was paralyzed

He had no feeling

In his dick

But he still felt sexual desire

As emotion

Maybe I have a similar feeling

It’s a desire to share

When something goes right for me

 

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I'm taking a typing course, and just had to type this sentence: "If you're making mistakes, it means you're trying."

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

you two should get married

Insightful!