Re: the two closet cases should get it on...in bed
> He's a macho meathead who at one time was in the punk band black flag but
> has done absolutely nothing of any value since.
> He's also said the following of Morrissey while introducing the video
> November Spawned A Monster:
> "The reason I picked Morrissey'd be because, in my opinion, Morrissey
> just embodies every horrible trait that a human can possibly possess. I
> mean, he's British, he didn't have to work very hard. And they have a
> handicap anyway, I mean, you notice all the great musicians who were
> English Moved. Ozzy Osbourne, Geezer Butler, Tony Iommi and Bill Ward --
> the members of Black Sabbath; one of the world's greatest bands, even
> though they were British -- they (baffled head shake) moved to America.
> Which is great.
> "Umm... I just love this video because it catches our hero Morrissey
> lounging about in this hilarious shirt and just, whenever I see, I see the
> video of (puncey accents) November Spawned a Monstah I'm always here with
> a twinge of regret that it was not I who got to direct this video because
> in the last scene Morrissey'd just, would be doused with gasoline and set
> on fire too. And then we'd just get some, er, a wild sound mike up and
> just the sound of his hair and the polyester shirt burning into his skin
> and his last cries on earth and what we could do is we'd take that and put
> a house beat behind it and put it on a 12" and sell it to all these
> emaciated, you know, kids with bad teeth who don't have enough Vitamin C
> who never get outside, and it's like: Morrissey, cheer up, it's not that
> bad.
> "When you've got as much money as that guy does, you know, I'd be
> happy. David Lee Roth said 'Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy
> you a boat big enough to sail right next to it.' So I think the guy should
> cheer up.
> "So, I think we should play this video today to show everybody the
> traits they shouldn't cultivate. Look at Morrissey and just be, just jump
> up and down in joy that you are not him. That's why.
> "And I know that this might be a little cruel, that I might have, you
> know, bashed our beautiful friends over there in Britain and, you know, I
> really don't care. I really, I really don't care.
> "Personally, I wouldn't want to burn him up. I'd like to tie him to a
> chair and tease him till he pees his pants and promises never to do it
> again."
> -Henry Rollins, Rage 10yr special. 1997.
> Here's his ugly mug:
Lazt Dyke, you don't know ANYTHING about Henry Rollins. He's done nothing since??? Excuse me but he's written about 20 books, done Spoken Word shows all over the world, has been in at least 6 movies, done shows all over the world with The Rollins Band, he f***ing ROCKS. He's HOT, too. He's intelligent and funny, and I thought you were English, don't you get his IRONY? Jesus Christ...maybe he IS right about you pasty faced Brits moaning and groaning jeesus!
