realitybites
making lemonade
I have a dollar fifty and some uncomfortable sandals from Payless I wore twice. That's my best offer.
What size are the sandals? Oh heck it doesn't matter I could use a couple of fly swatters.
OK. For the $1.50 and sandals, I'll give you one old UBS cord held together with duct tape, and a Bay City Rollers Greatest Hits LP with only one scratch--through one of the less choice songs, btw.