My fantasy has always been to meet a nice,mid-twenties(female)Mozz fan who's really stacked...

[DraizeTrain74]

My fantasy has always been to meet a nice, mid-twenties(female)Mozz fan who's got really nice boobs and a great ass, invite her over for a few drinks, and, as we listen to a custom made cd-r of the mozzer, astound her with my extensive morrissey/smiths knowledge.Needless to say, thereafter the night would be spent with me admiring her considerable assets bouncing up and down heavily as she rides me like a true stallion, apperaing to be in a bit of pain due to my extreme excitment Oh, by the way, the songs off that cd-r, and a few others, can be found here: ftp://65.14.79.158

 

[the queens not dead]

uhh- draize it looks like you've got most of mozzer's stuff there- where abouts are you located?

 

[suzanne]

> My fantasy has always been to meet a nice,
> mid-twenties(female)Mozz fan who's got really nice boobs and a
> great ass, invite her over for a few drinks, and, as we listen
> to a custom made cd-r of the mozzer, astound her with my
> extensive morrissey/smiths knowledge.

If she's a fan, wouldn't she already know the stuff you know?

let me say something that might astound you. a very simple thing that greatly improves your chances with women, yet most men seem to fail at this because they think they have to make things more complicated than what they are: try treating women like human beings.

if you do that one thing, you might be on your way to acquiesing boobage instead of writing about it.

>Needless to say, thereafter
> the night would be spent with me admiring her considerable
> assets bouncing up and down heavily as she rides me like a true
> stallion, apperaing to be in a bit of pain due to my extreme
> excitment Oh, by the way, the songs off that cd-r, and a few
> others, can be found here: ftp://65.14.79.158

 

[Allison]

oops. i accidentally hit "Return" before i'd written anything.

anyway, yeah...passive aggressive stuff like drooling and staring at boobs. no good. the biggest mistake anyone makes is looking bug-eyed and creepy and thinking other people will interpret this as an attention getting device. uhhhhh..yeah.

i've met a fair number of people just by chatting them up. wow, the art of socialising!

 

[jeane]

Big talk for a guy with no face. So you have alot of morrissey music- I imagine most of us who view this message board do also. So my question is this- if you've gone to the trouble to place all those files on your computer and to make them available for sharing with others(which i think is a nice thing), why havent you put a picture of yourself in there as well? I'd like to see... oh, and i'll assume that you arent really so perverted as you seem in your message, i'll assume you're just being grandiose because you think you're online, you're anonymous, it's a joke, and that none of it really matters. But keep in mind, you never know when the right one might slip in...

 

[Joan Sims]

Carry on Wanking!

 

[jeane]

> Big talk for a guy with no face. So you have alot of morrissey
> music- I imagine most of us who view this message board do also.
> So my question is this- if you've gone to the trouble to place
> all those files on your computer and to make them available for
> sharing with others(which i think is a nice thing), why havent
> you put a picture of yourself in there as well? I'd like to
> see... oh, and i'll assume that you arent really so perverted as
> you seem in your message, i'll assume you're just being
> grandiose because you think you're online, you're anonymous,
> it's a joke, and that none of it really matters. But keep in
> mind, you never know when the right one might slip in...

I would just like to inform you that I, too, go by the name jeane and have been for a few years now. I don't want to be rude but...wanna arm wrestle for it?

 

[Distressed]

And I want a bestfriend that acts like Britney Spears

 

[Britney Sperm]

Re:Are you talking to me? xoxoxoxoxo

 

[Ruffian]

Great turn of phrase there Suzanne: 'acquiesing boobage' .. Morrisseys new album title!

 

[Punchdrunk1975]

Ohh i lurv a good solid pair of ta ta's in maa gob!!

 

[Punchdrunk1975]

Forget arm wrestles i suppose a 5 knuckle shuffle's out of the question???

Or a tit wank perhaps =0)

> I would just like to inform you that I, too, go by the name
> jeane and have been for a few years now. I don't want to be rude
> but...wanna arm wrestle for it?

 

[punchdrunk1975]

carry on Wanking!Dont worry i will never stop

 

[jeane]

Re: Forget arm wrestles i suppose a 5 knuckle shuffle's out of the question???

> Or a tit wank perhaps =0)

Aren't you coming to Australia? And here I was thinking I would possibly be part of your welcoming committee...oh well.

 

[The Person Underneath]

Where are you?

> Aren't you coming to Australia? And here I was thinking I would
> possibly be part of your welcoming committee...oh well.

I haven't posted here for a while but things look pretty much the same. Where in Australia are you jeane?

T.P.U. xxx

 

[jeane]

Re: Where are you?

Home of the giant coat hanger, where the sewerage meets the ocean, pretentious people line the streets and property prices are more ridiculous that Bert Newton's plugs. Good ol' Sydney town...

You're in Canberra, right?

> I haven't posted here for a while but things look pretty much
> the same. Where in Australia are you jeane?

> T.P.U. xxx

 

[Librarian on Fire]

Re: Where are you?

> Home of the giant coat hanger, where the sewerage meets the
> ocean, pretentious people line the streets and property prices
> are more ridiculous that Bert Newton's plugs. Good ol' Sydney
> town...

> You're in Canberra, right?

Yay for the Antipodians. That's two from Australia and two from New Zealand. Next thing this board will be ours. I'm currently on holiday in England and if I hear one more pom say that since they beat Australia and South Africa in the rugby they are now the world champs I'll commit murder!

 

[Ruffian]

Re: Where are you?

> Yay for the Antipodians. That's two from Australia and two from
> New Zealand. Next thing this board will be ours. I'm currently
> on holiday in England and if I hear one more pom say that since
> they beat Australia and South Africa in the rugby they are now
> the world champs I'll commit murder!

Oh no.. I am included in that number!! It had to be said.. let us enjoy our 5 minutes of Northern hemisphere fame!

 

[Punchdrunk1975]

Re: Where are you?

Hello there again do excuse my flippant remarks but if you cant beat them you gotta join them and spout crap on this site.

I am in Sydney from Dec18th-27th and i cant wait.Its gonna be great.

> Home of the giant coat hanger, where the sewerage meets the
> ocean, pretentious people line the streets and property prices
> are more ridiculous that Bert Newton's plugs. Good ol' Sydney
> town...

> You're in Canberra, right?

 

[The Person Underneath]

Re: Where are you?

> Home of the giant coat hanger, where the sewerage meets the
> ocean, pretentious people line the streets and property prices
> are more ridiculous that Bert Newton's plugs. Good ol' Sydney
> town...

> You're in Canberra, right?

I'm in Perth. Sunshine, seabreeze, sandgropers, sarcoma suffering sasquatches, Silus the Assyrian assassin, several seditious scribes from Ceasarea and a frightening over-abundance of Jimmy Barnes and Bon Scott fans. Oh YEAH!

T.P.U. xxx