Morrissey's life is dogged by theorists and their theories

[Ben Chill]

He's spotted with someone - they say he's breaking up the band
He's seen in London/Manchester/Dublin - they say he's 'coming home'
He's ill - they say.........okay so they might be right on this one.....
His guitarist gets ill - they say, variously, that the band is breaking up, or Alain has fallen out with Moz and is leaving, or that the world has stopped turning.
He feeds his cat - they say he's ignoring his dog and not feeding him anymore.
He makes Nancy some toast - they say he probably made toast for Sandie once so Nancy will be out of favour soon.......
Please, give it a rest.
As long as he remains the man that changed my life by singing about it - I will be happy to be miserable.
Thanks Moz. You don't owe me anything........except........

 

[tattoo you]

Well Played. Now register a user name, not that one you have which is lame. And join us!

> He's spotted with someone - they say he's breaking up the band
> He's seen in London/Manchester/Dublin - they say he's 'coming home'
> He's ill - they say.........okay so they might be right on this one.....
> His guitarist gets ill - they say, variously, that the band is breaking
> up, or Alain has fallen out with Moz and is leaving, or that the world has
> stopped turning.
> He feeds his cat - they say he's ignoring his dog and not feeding him
> anymore.
> He makes Nancy some toast - they say he probably made toast for Sandie
> once so Nancy will be out of favour soon.......
> Please, give it a rest.
> As long as he remains the man that changed my life by singing about it - I
> will be happy to be miserable.
> Thanks Moz. You don't owe me anything........except........

 

[The Curator]

user name suggestions for Ben Chill

Strange Pills
Bogey-Man
Dear Inspector
Peppermint Heaven
Herman Hermit
Eton Rifles
Elizabeth Smart
Coronation St.
Prokofiev
Meths on Breaths
Twinkle
The Walrus
Metal Guru
Karma Chameleon
Andrew Ridgeley
Sylvia Plath
T. Rex.
The Forgotten Man
Whirling Waltzer
Stockholm Monster

 

[Ben Chill]

Re: user name suggestions for Ben Chill

You are so kind, all that trouble just for li'l ole me.
I can deny many things, but never my roots. Benchill it was. Benchill it remains.
Now, get back to your work.

> Strange Pills
> Bogey-Man
> Dear Inspector
> Peppermint Heaven
> Herman Hermit
> Eton Rifles
> Elizabeth Smart
> Coronation St.
> Prokofiev
> Meths on Breaths
> Twinkle
> The Walrus
> Metal Guru
> Karma Chameleon
> Andrew Ridgeley
> Sylvia Plath
> T. Rex.
> The Forgotten Man
> Whirling Waltzer
> Stockholm Monster