Morrissey Accidentally Predicts His Own Fate

Well shucks, Joe, I was sure that you would have agreed with me...on account of how objective and non-sycophantic you are about Morrissey, and all.

Whereas your "objectivity" is there for all to see, bile boy.
 
Whereas your "objectivity" is there for all to see, bile boy.

I'm plenty objective. I can objectively say that his new music sucks.

But hey...did you hear they're releasing a limited edition set of Morrissey pubic hair, laminated in pink lacquer...only 500 being released.

Better snag that up, kiddo! Then write a big post about it!
 
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