punchdrunks and mickeys BLIND DATE wolverhampton 1996
THERE WAS THE TIME MY FRIEND SET ME UP 2 GO ON A BLIND DATE!!!
WHICH I REALLY NEVER WANTED TO GO ON!!!BUT MY PALS GIRL HAD LEFT HIM AFTER 7 YEARS TOGETHER AND TO BE HONEST HE WAS DOWN ON HIS LUCK AND SINGLE.
I WAS SINGLE AND JUST TAUGHT "@#!!! IT" I WILL GO FOR MICKEYS SAKE ;-/
HE ASSURED ME THESE GIRLS SEEMED OK WE WERE TO MEET IN A PUB IN WOLVERHAMPTON BY THE FOOTIE GROUND AT 8PM
WE WERE LAUGHING TO OURSELVES WONDERING WHAT THESE TWO GIRLS WOULD LOOK LIKE etc etc etc
THEN TURNED UP AT 7.45PM AND WERE TOTAL DOGHEADS!!! I MEAN EVERY WOMAN HAS A RIGHT TO BE UGLY BUT THESE TWO ABUSED THAT GOD GIVEN RIGHT!
THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN LOOKS I KNOW I AM NOT THAT SHALLOW BUT THESE TWO LOOKED LIKE RONNIE KRAY(without his happy pills) AND FRANKIE FRASZER(you has found out you smacked his dad)AND LOOKED RUFF! LIKE THEY WERE ON THE ROB FIVE MINUTES BEFORE HAND.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE DID??????
I SAID STAY FOR A LEAST ONE DRINK AND MAKE AN EXCUSE AND LEAVE
THEY SAW US!! WAVED AND AS THE ONE HORRIBLE URCHIN WAS 5cm AWAY FROM THE CAR
MICKEYS MINI WAS DOING ABOUT 60mph IN FIRST GEAR AND SPUN OUT OF THE CARPARK CRASHED INTO A WHEELIE BIN AND WE WERE OFF!!!! ;0)
WE STILL TO THIS DAY OFTEN CHAT ABOUT LOVELY LORRAINE(grotbags) AND SCARY MARY lol lol lol
> Hey, that would be a great book, hmmm??? Tell us more about your
> adventures in Birgmingham. "PUNCHDRUNK AND THE NUTTER
> BIRDS"... That was nice and funny.