DON'T YOU DARE!

[don't you dare!]

If the Coachella gig goes ahead, DON'T YOU DARE start screaming about Johnny Marr. JOHNNY is not going to be there. He's busy. Do you think he would go to Coachella just to do one song with Beck? THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE A SMITHS REUNION. IF YOU ASK FOR ONE MORRISSEY WILL GET MAD AND LEAVE THE STAGE. AND THEN

WE

WILL

ALL

HATE

YOU.

 

[...]

> If the Coachella gig goes ahead, DON'T YOU DARE start screaming
> about Johnny Marr. JOHNNY is not going to be there. He's busy.
> Do you think he would go to Coachella just to do one song with
> Beck?

Uh, it was confirmed!

>THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE A SMITHS REUNION. IF YOU ASK FOR
> ONE MORRISSEY WILL GET MAD AND LEAVE THE STAGE.

....erstwhile inserting 3 or 4 Smiths songs into his set list every night--as if he actually hated that band.

We can't mention The Smiths, but he can sing their songs?

AND THEN

> WE

> WILL

> ALL

> YOU.

But if there is a reunion, are you gonna hate Morrissey for "selling
> HATE out"?

 

[madman]

> Uh, it was confirmed!

WHO CONFIRMED IT?

 

[Fabio Pagano]

MORRISSEY-MARR MORRISSEY-MARR MORRISSEY-MARR

> If the Coachella gig goes ahead, DON'T YOU DARE start screaming
> about Johnny Marr. JOHNNY is not going to be there. He's busy.
> Do you think he would go to Coachella just to do one song with
> Beck? THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE A SMITHS REUNION. IF YOU ASK FOR
> ONE MORRISSEY WILL GET MAD AND LEAVE THE STAGE. AND THEN

> WE

> WILL

> ALL

> HATE

> YOU.

 

[Neville Chamberlain]

> MORRISSEY-MARR MORRISSEY-MARR MORRISSEY-MARR

DON'T GET ANY BIG IDEAS. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

 

[Fabio Pagano]

Ok. In my dreams:
MORRISSEY-MARR MORRISSEY-MARR MORRISSEY-MARR

> DON'T GET ANY BIG IDEAS. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

 

[..]

told you so!

I told you there'd be a Smiths reunion! Gee! wasn't that rad?!?

And, when Johnny played with Beck, I was stoked to see him play "Loser".

It was a rad night!!!!

 

[Zingdar, Lord of the Internet]

Re: told you so!

JOHNNY WAS NOT THERE. HE DID NOT PLAY WITH BECK OR WITH MOZ. THERE WAS NO SMITHS REUNION. Stop messing with people's heads.

> I told you there'd be a Smiths reunion! Gee! wasn't that rad?!?

> And, when Johnny played with Beck, I was stoked to see him play
> "Loser".

> It was a rad night!!!!

 

[..]

Re: told you so!

> JOHNNY WAS NOT THERE. HE DID NOT PLAY WITH BECK OR WITH MOZ.
> THERE WAS NO SMITHS REUNION. Stop messing with people's heads.

Are you blind, my lord?

He was there!

I especially liked Johnny Marr's take on "Jack the Ripper". It sounded ten times better than Alain's version.

And, he was awesome with Beck on "Where it's at".