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Tulsa News Press (AP) 3-15-00
In a meeting gone awry thanks to an inebriated Boz Boorer, David Tseng of Morrissey Solo.com and Boz are now serving a ten day sentence in the Tulsa County Jail for public nuisance and battery.
The meeting surrounded on Boz Boorer's interview with Tseng at the local Villiage Inn restaurant. However, Boz was hardly coherent to take part in the segment. Tseng asked Boz if he needed some water or a soft drink but to no avail, Boz proceeded to act erratically.
Dancing the electric slide and then a horrible rendition of the moonwalk, Boz fell backward into a couple's table. Boz attacked the waiter and shouted profanity. The bartender wrestled the musician to the ground but was met with a swift punch to the face.
Tseng tried to calm Boz down but Boz responded by pulling down his twill Bannana Republic pants and squatted on a counter. He then proceeded to defecate while screaming "I will be satellite, I will be satellite!"
After throwing his stools all over the wall, Tseng and Boz were arrested by the local sherriffs department.
"I am Boz! I am Boz!" the drunken entertainer cried as he and Tseng were escorted by five of Tulsa's finest.
Morrissey could not be reached for comment but did release a press staement, "I would like to announce my deal with the California Raisins as my wrinkled face is perfect for the new ad campaign". No word yet if the commercials will feature any of Morrissey's songs.
As a side note, Johnny Marr was spotted, gripping a speak and spell, on a bike flying up to the moon
In a meeting gone awry thanks to an inebriated Boz Boorer, David Tseng of Morrissey Solo.com and Boz are now serving a ten day sentence in the Tulsa County Jail for public nuisance and battery.
The meeting surrounded on Boz Boorer's interview with Tseng at the local Villiage Inn restaurant. However, Boz was hardly coherent to take part in the segment. Tseng asked Boz if he needed some water or a soft drink but to no avail, Boz proceeded to act erratically.
Dancing the electric slide and then a horrible rendition of the moonwalk, Boz fell backward into a couple's table. Boz attacked the waiter and shouted profanity. The bartender wrestled the musician to the ground but was met with a swift punch to the face.
Tseng tried to calm Boz down but Boz responded by pulling down his twill Bannana Republic pants and squatted on a counter. He then proceeded to defecate while screaming "I will be satellite, I will be satellite!"
After throwing his stools all over the wall, Tseng and Boz were arrested by the local sherriffs department.
"I am Boz! I am Boz!" the drunken entertainer cried as he and Tseng were escorted by five of Tulsa's finest.
Morrissey could not be reached for comment but did release a press staement, "I would like to announce my deal with the California Raisins as my wrinkled face is perfect for the new ad campaign". No word yet if the commercials will feature any of Morrissey's songs.
As a side note, Johnny Marr was spotted, gripping a speak and spell, on a bike flying up to the moon
