@BrummieBoy, I'm sorry my English isn't as good as you, it's not my first language but I try. I worked really hard on my first post here to try to have good english and be a nice new person but you are mean. Then my friend was mad cos you says all those things about me that were mean so he said the thing about your penis but I don't think that.
You sound like a jealous man, you picture me in Morrissey's shoes and it scares you.
I also confuse the track cos my friend who talked about how you have a weird penis makes me CD almost TEN YEARS ago so in my head it's on that album SORRRRRRYYYYYYY it's still in my heart a great song no matter what, I don't trying to be the best fan I'm just a fan man, and that's as good as I need to be.
VIVA LOVE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOX
Dear 'Victorinatutu'I'm concerned to read this.Your English is excellent, such that I had no idea that is was not your first language. I have absolutely no problem in offering you an unreserved apology. It was certainly not my intention to upset you, I was seeking to understand and entertain.
There was no way of my knowing that 'your friend' inserted an unpleasant escalation regarding my enormous penis size. Everyone thinks having a big penis is a jackpot win, but that has not been my experience in life. Not knowing that it was your boyfriend, I responded to you as the author. You have disassociated yourself from that comment and, in doing so, you have no further connection with my previous response to you. But your boyfriend does....
I was playful and respectful of your shoe fetish whilst also mocking the delusional 'fan/cult' dramas that swarm around even relatively un-famous figures such as Morrissey. I am not 'scared' of anyone or anything and I am not jealous of your interest in Morrissey's discarded footwear. I am sure there are many on this site who would love a pair of his old smelly trainers, for example. It's a rather alarming image that Morrissey must be very careful about disposing of his discarded possessions but. 'we are where we are'.
I hope you enjoy 'Morrissey's shoes' and I hope they prove to be a good investment of your love for his work.
I completely agree with you that 'Hairdresser On Fire' is a complex and wonderful song. I almost had to be admitted to hospital the first few times I played it because I thought it was so funny and amazing a concept.
You've nothing to say 'sorry' for. That is my job today. So I will repeat it: I regret I have caused you offence.
I hope you continue to enjoy Morrissey's work and I love your sign off of 'Viva Love!' However, I feel it is my duty to warn you that your previous response contained an intrusion from an entity called '!Viva Hate!. This user has been banned many times from this forum for abusive behaviour. I am slightly surprised to see they have been allowed back at all, never mind under their 'notorious' handle.
Be very cautious about joining '!Viva Hate!' silly little gang of trolls. I've no idea what that user's photo is, but it appears to be some kind of 'Pol Pot' chic. I assume he/she/it/they imagine it renders them very stern and to be taken seriously. As if!
I hope you continue to develop your English language skills by using this site if it helps you to do so. I also hope you get the chance to see Morrissey live on stage in whatever country you reside in.
Once again, my apologies, and every good wish to you. I had a communication from a site moderator on another thread and could find no reason for it there. Perhaps he was commenting on this misunderstanding? In any event, I'm glad I saw your further reply and I hope my apology is acceptable to you.
regards
BrummieBoy
xo! xo!
ps: please excuse any typing errors. My Secretary is not well at the moment and I am having to do most of the replies myself.