Bedroom Isolation

[Lambert Philips]

How can i change negative bedroom isolation - ie sitting and staring at the walls - to something more positive?

 

[Quentin Jon o' Cares]

Get The Internet?

 

[Benton]

> How can i change negative bedroom isolation - ie sitting and staring at
> the walls - to something more positive?

Some people tend to downplay its benefits but I always find masturbation quite enjoyable.

 

[Fred in a Blouse]

You're never alone with a naughty story. I'm writing one right now

 

[(The blouse...)]

Take it off!

 

[Codreanu]

WHAT?! She's the cat's mother for God's sake!

No kitty porn on Moz-solo

 

[Fred in a Blouse]

*gasp!* Not in front of my characters!

 

[It's back to bedroom isolation then...]

Oh well

 

[Fred in a Blouse]

There's parody porn on Channel 5 if that's your cup of tea. My story's better, though.

 

[That's all I wear in bed!]

Channel No 5?

 

[Fred in a Blouse]

LOL! "I wanna be loved by you... and you... and you... and you... and you...

 

[Fred in a Blouse]

...which I posted in reponse to the wrong comment! *heads desk*

 

[WhyteGrrrl]

Oh Fred, I can only imagine what you are writing about

 

[WhyteGrrrl]

I wanna be loved by you too, Fred!

 

[Fred in a Blouse]

Shall I put olive oil or baby oil on this bloke? Your choice

 

[Fred in a Blouse]

You are, poppet, you are

 

[WhyteGrrrl]

Depends on if he is being eaten or not (olive oil tastes better!)

 

[Codreanu]

You wonder how we've stayed alive 'till now?

> How can i change negative bedroom isolation - ie sitting and staring at
> the walls - to something more positive?

Really, all you need is a steady stream of books, music, art supplies... a dream or a few precious memories to fondle, and maybe one or two cats, preferably with eyes of smouldering jewels; windows are optional.

N.B. no self-respecting solitary watches television: not only is it a proletarian medium but it serves to blur the ever fine line between recluse and worthless bum.

Welcome to my world!

 

[WhyteGrrrl]

Now I can go on living.. until the anticipation of what you are writing kills me!

 

[WhyteGrrrl]

Re: You wonder how we've stayed alive 'till now?

Cod, I think you just rock!