holy shit, we had sort of a christmas staff party today, and isnt there anything more tedious and outright lethal than seeing the same old folks you have to deal with every single f***ing day, from early morn till late at night, presenting their unwanted christmas poems and stories, while everyone else is just having a their eyes on their watches?
there was this one colleague, who, with a monotonous voice, and for what felt like 20 minutes, was reading a "fun article" on the question why santa claus can't be real, all backed up by logical and scientific facts. jeezus f***, who wouldve guessed. small wonder folks drink so much at such occasions.