Theo
Active Member
Fish are intelligent. They can be taught to swim a maze. I saw it on Mythbusters. They do not, however, scream when caught on a line. I should know, my grandpa used to take me fishing on the Mississip.
And, they're full of pollution these days, which is half of why I can no longer eat them, even when they're wrapped up in rice and seaweed and presented artistically with some shredded radish and an edible orchid, a dollop of wasabi, and some tender slices of ginger, and sided with a lovely big bottle of Sapporo.
If they're so friggin' smart why are they so easy to catch? Maybe you've been watching Finding Nemo too much. They just don't have much of a brain at all, and in my judgment are completely lacking in self-awareness. When you catch 'em on a hook, they have physical responses to it, but I don't think they're aware enough to actually feel anything or be bothered about it.
I love pretty much all seafood, so it's in my interests to buy into the scientists who tell me what I wanna hear. But they make a good case and it only confirms what I observed myself when I tried to run an aquarium as a kid. When I finally decided to get rid of the aquarium and terminated the last surviving fish by scissoring off his head (I had enough compassion to not send him down the toilet alive), I felt about as much for him as I would for a plant. That he had sadistically eaten the fins and eyeballs off of my fave fish didn't help his case to have his death sentence commuted.
I think the deal with poisons in seafood is you should just not eat too much of it in too short a period of time.
Sometimes I see Lake Erie Walleye on restaurant menus, but there I have to draw the line. You'd have to put a gun to my head before any creature from that filthy lake goes into my body.