Dearest Morrissey,
Happy 58th from your loyal fans in El Paso, Texas, and neighboring Ciudad Juarez, Mexico. Many of our friends from "south of the border" joined us in downtown El Paso to celebrate your birthday weekend this past Friday. Many of us discussed how Trump's stupid wall would destroy the vibrant culture in our "sister cities." But we took solace knowing you are on our side as you've always been: "I'd lay down my life for the lost boys of El Paso" you wrote on page 411 of your autobiography. Thank you for giving us something to celebrate together- Moz "fanaticos" now, today, tomorrow and always.