Miss Ann Thorpe
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Oh, go on then. I hope you don't cut yourself. I gave myself a Brazilian years ago. Cut meself to bits, lost 12 pints of blood. I kid you not.
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Oh, go on then. I hope you don't cut yourself. I gave myself a Brazilian years ago. Cut meself to bits, lost 12 pints of blood. I kid you not.
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You will own nothing and you will be happy...
Jimmy Sa - ville is a much better way of saying his name. If he had put the stress on the second syllable in that way posterity would probably be much kinder to him.
TheSmiths_1985
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Just need to clear it with the censors.
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Non-brits just don’t seem able to get the intonation and/or pronunciation right. Sav’l.
Miss Ann Thorpe
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I like that you run this site the correct way. It's the only way to do things. I do hope the censors pass the content.
Light Housework
Morrissey I can feel the soil falling over my head
TheSmiths_1985
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You’ve got it.
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Tried to upload to PornHub, but we had a falling out a few years ago when they kept putting ads on my content against my wishes.
My fans want to get straight to the action, not wait for 9 seconds until they can skip the generic ad for some shitty cam-site.
I am the shitty cam-site.
ZOOM FROM GLOOM
LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA!
cam-shite !
TheSmiths_1985
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I have enjoyed reading the new Adrian Edmondson autobiography today.
Have you recently/ever read a book? Please elaborate.
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TheSmiths_1985
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More of this type of thing, please!
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ahahahahah har har!
