Star and Garter Girl

[Orson Swells]

You know, once at the Smiths night at the Star and Garter, about 18 months ago now, I met a small, cute, amusing, 50s-styled girl from Levenshulme called Helen. She had a quiff and glasses and a sparkling dress and we, erm, got on rather well. Never seen her since. Who was she? Does she still go? Where is she now? Does anybody know her?

Probably not.

Oh well, I'll never learn.

 

[Girl Unafraid]

hmmn, let me think, I was around the SnG then, you met someone in their 50's you say? I can't think who that could be? Sorry!

> You know, once at the Smiths night at the Star and Garter, about 18 months
> ago now, I met a small, cute, amusing, 50s-styled girl from Levenshulme
> called Helen. She had a quiff and glasses and a sparkling dress and we,
> erm, got on rather well. Never seen her since. Who was she? Does she still
> go? Where is she now? Does anybody know her?

> Probably not.

> Oh well, I'll never learn.

 

[where?]

no thicko

> hmmn, let me think, I was around the SnG then, you met someone in their
> 50's you say? I can't think who that could be? Sorry!

i think he meant 50's look as in dressed in 1950's attire.

 

[Manchester Venues]

Re: no thicko

One thing is for sure, it wasn't me.

> i think he meant 50's look as in dressed in 1950's attire.

 

[all night chemist]

Is this her?

Helen?

 

[ahhhhhh]

are you one of them lezzers who attacked irene last year?

LOL

 

[all night chemist]

Oh no, that was my evil twin sister. She is a maniac.

 

[LFC]

It was probably that transvestite who wears his mums ball gowns.

 

[LFC]

Re: Is this her?

Why dont you piss off jehne jeanie lived on his back.

Angerbergh that is.

 

[LFC]

Re: are you one of them lezzers who attacked irene last year?

> LOL

I'm glad you find it funny.
I don't and even looking back in hindishite it appears less comical by the day.
It wasn't just once by the way, drink hurled at Earls Court too, or was it Brighton?

Then again, when you are gasoline alley bred you expect nothing less than shite treatment from those so above one, who you would buy and sell in the REAL world.

If that is you Ian, thanks for the unsupport.

I always knew once I entered this world I would walk alone.

 

[LFC]

No you are the maniac who keeps some useless journal .. ms realitybites.

Obviously REALITY has never quite bitten hard enough.

Now go and pay homage to your interneteddly found husband and stop insulting people you know F all about.

 

[ahhhhhh]

Re: Is this her?

> Why dont you piss off jehne jeanie lived on his back.

> Angerbergh that is.

LOL
GENIUS
I LOVE THIS PLACE AND THE LOONIES WHO INHABIT IT.

 

[all night chemist]

No comprendo, Señora Irene.

 

[LFC]

Senorita if you dont mind. I dont care much for either, but if you must.

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation..and proud P]

> hmmn, let me think, I was around the SnG then, you met someone in their
> 50's you say? I can't think who that could be? Sorry!

No idiot!!! he said "50's styled girl" like she wears 50's style clothing? f***in fat slobbery pig...maybe your lazy eye is failing you? Too much moonpie on the brain?

 

[Larry O'Neal]

> You know, once at the Smiths night at the Star and Garter, about 18 months
> ago now, I met a small, cute, amusing, 50s-styled girl from Levenshulme
> called Helen. She had a quiff and glasses and a sparkling dress and we,
> erm, got on rather well. Never seen her since. Who was she? Does she still
> go? Where is she now? Does anybody know her?

> Probably not.

> Oh well, I'll never learn.
Keep looking. You'll find her. I found texaho and it took a bit of looking but then I know Dallas and Fort Worth. And Manchester. You'll do it.

 

[Orson Swells]

Er, no...

 

[bee]

> You know, once at the Smiths night at the Star and Garter, about 18 months
> ago now, I met a small, cute, amusing, 50s-styled girl from Levenshulme
> called Helen. She had a quiff and glasses and a sparkling dress and we,
> erm, got on rather well. Never seen her since. Who was she? Does she still
> go? Where is she now? Does anybody know her?

> Probably not.

> Oh well, I'll never learn.

WOOOOOWWWW!!!
what a fantastic look. so original!!!
You know what would be cool? If a girl had bangs and looked like Betty Paige??
just a thought