SHAMWOW GUY Gets Arrested For Bitch-Slapping A Prostitute

[Scarlet Ibis]

If only she'd had something to mop up the blood...

 

[MindlessRuffian]

Lulz... can't wait for it actually...

I thought Mars-Rover was talking about some kind of crap sitcom show like the one Emeril got a few yrs back, this reality thing sounds kinda fun actually... <3

That's what I thought. It would be HILARIOUS to have him on a sitcom though. Like...

Character 1: I'm going to work.
Billy Mays: THATS FANTASTIC! I'M GOING TO CLEAN THE BATHTUB WITH KABOOM THEN LAUNDER OUR CLOTHING WITH A SCOOP OF OXYCLEAN!
Character 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Billy Mays: I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY OWN VOICE!!

Which reminds me of the SNL sketch when Will Ferrell had Voice Immodulation...

 

[oye terence]

I love Bill Maher.

 

[Half_a_Person]

That ShamWow dude looks like he's 25 or 26. He looks WAY too young to be in his 40s.

 

[iamnicola]

It is hilarious......lol

It is. Great series, too.

 

[bysshe]

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

^^^

<3

 

[nugz]

pictures of shamwow guy and prostitute in the hospital and pics of the crime scene, here: enjoy!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html