LukaInExile
American Expatriate
It seems to be a popular thread in the normal people section. So maybe it will succeed here too.
I'm thinking how much I f***ing hate Smiths fans.
Here's something disastrous. My friend last night while drunk kept referring to LAVA.
the dating site thing?
No, he was saying "When I was a kid, lava was always the center of our world of fear. Like, I'm playing on the jungle gym but I don't want to fall or else I will fall in a pit of lava. Ahhhhhhhhhhh." I told him mine was a pit of alligators, then my other friend said, "Yeah, for us it was lava too." Then we started talking about that video game where you have to jump on the alligator heads in order to get to the gem at the end, I forget the name. Pitfall? We were all sort of toasted, but my lava friend, mention lava again later on. I was ignoring him though.
No, he was saying "When I was a kid, lava was always the center of our world of fear. Like, I'm playing on the jungle gym but I don't want to fall or else I will fall in a pit of lava. Ahhhhhhhhhhh." I told him mine was a pit of alligators, then my other friend said, "Yeah, for us it was lava too." Then we started talking about that video game where you have to jump on the alligator heads in order to get to the gem at the end, I forget the name. Pitfall? We were all sort of toasted, but my lava friend, mention lava again later on. I was ignoring him though.
My dad is re-tiling the bathroom floor. He told everyone not to walk on it and I said, "Why, is it made of lava?"
I was the only one who laughed.
OMG! We'd better keep our eyes on Mt Rainier because my mom keeps saying "It's going to get rainer!" and yesterday morning I had a dream I was giving a blow job and I never really gave anyone a blowjob but it felt real. Creepy cool.
just wondering, are you a gay woman? no offense meant crystie, just wondering
Hey Joey, I totally miss your Morrissey raps. Those should've been nominated as thread of the year, you're so talented.
Why thank you. I was going to finish up Vauxhall and I and call it something like "Me and Vauxhall" I just haven't. Yet...
What would you call Viva Hate?
Why thank you. I was going to finish up Vauxhall and I and call it something like "Me and Vauxhall" I just haven't. Yet...
What would you call Viva Hate?