pigsty dreams

[Hellie]

*enters thread*

I just love that gif.

Don't know who or what it's from but its brill.

 

[Godlovesugly]

I just love that gif.

Don't know who or what it's from but its brill.

Italian Spiderman

 

[mcrickson]

Oh yeah? Well my pussy's from hell 'cause it's on fire.

Just shave?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Just shave?

No dum, dum. It's all hot because I have a super tight toaster pussy. All I'm lacking is your shafty bread to be repeatedly inserted so that I can ride it long and hard until you drip your butter all over my milk jugs. Duh!

 

[EPbabe]

I will never eat toast again.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I will never eat toast again.

Healthy response, EPbabe.

 

[billybu69]

What's happening here?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

What's happening here?

I'm ruining all chances of ever properly meeting Morrissey most likely.

 

[EPbabe]

What's happening here?

Do you like toast? If you do, don't read this thread.

 

[yesitis]

i had a dog called barney too.

i'm totally turned on right now.

i like toast.

 

[nugz]

No dum, dum. It's all hot because I have a super tight toaster pussy. All I'm lacking is your shafty bread to be repeatedly inserted so that I can ride it long and hard until you drip your butter all over my milk jugs. Duh!

whoaa

 

[EPbabe]

whoaa

It's very creative imagery though, you have to admit.

 

[Corrissey]

No dum, dum. It's all hot because I have a super tight toaster pussy. All I'm lacking is your shafty bread to be repeatedly inserted so that I can ride it long and hard until you drip your butter all over my milk jugs. Duh!

Much better than the Quiznos commercial.

 

[Hellie]

No dum, dum. It's all hot because I have a super tight toaster pussy. All I'm lacking is your shafty bread to be repeatedly inserted so that I can ride it long and hard until you drip your butter all over my milk jugs. Duh!

Yikes. Your kitchen sounds like a porn set.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Yikes. Your kitchen sounds like a porn set.

It's the other way around in my mind.

 

[billybu69]

Are you all Americans is that it, is this an American thing.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm from Manchester.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm prepared to have a ball. I'll be crying my eyes out when he announces some thing out of left field and I'm left with an orphanage of mind babies and no funding to feed them all. You thought octomom was f***ed up, I'm like flippin' millimom. Maybe I can get a reality show so people can feel sorry for me while I trounce around in denial that I'm not insane.

 

[Hellie]

I'm prepared to have a ball. I'll be crying my eyes out when he announces some thing out of left field and I'm left with an orphanage of mind babies and no funding to feed them all. You thought octomom was f***ed up, I'm like flippin' millimom. Maybe I can get a reality show so people can feel sorry for me while I trounce around in denial that I'm not insane.

What language is this?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

What language is this?

I want to think positively and say "The Language of the Brides" but my heart says don't.