Page three Mozzer - Metro

[Tingle2]

In the free 'newspaper' Morrissey gets a section on page three headed

"Happy now? It's Morrissey at No1"

then it goes "This should make moody Morrissey happy blah blah blah"

For my part, when buying my lunch in Sainsbury's I checked their CD display and despite their banner proclaiming ROTT at numero uno, the pile of RoTT CDs was at 5 so I moved Morrissey to #1 where he belongs.

 

[naomi]

> In the free 'newspaper' Morrissey gets a section on page three headed

You may scoff, mister, but they obviously have a very dedicated Mozette working at their London office. The man's every sneeze gets reported for the benefit of TFL victims everywhere. I'm all for your spot of supermarket direct action BTW.

 

[Tingle2]

> You may scoff, mister, but they obviously have a very dedicated Mozette
> working at their London office. The man's every sneeze gets reported for
> the benefit of TFL victims everywhere. I'm all for your spot of
> supermarket direct action BTW.

I agree with you Naomi, but I really don't like the Metro and all its cast-off stories from The Daily Mail.

Yes, there does seem to be a Mozette mole at the Metro doesn't there? Wonder if it's the same journo that was feeding Morrissey/Smiths titles into the Surrey Comet for a time. (Can't recall any just now!).