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I got an email from a journalist today. he was researching an article. I can't give away who it is out of respect for his personal anonymity, but I found this tidbit too good to pass up:

All of the artwork at the Linder exhibit is actually his. He was too shy and wanted to see how the world saw his work. He was at his UFOlogy meeting during the acupuncture part and had a break through. aliens had put a microchip in his brain to make him respond to leather. Leather suits and even old leathery Clint Eastwood were an overriding theme. He had been drawing these strange images for some time and didn't know what they meant. Instead of seeking professional help, being the critic of modern medicine that he is, he decided to hang his pictures in the gallery and see if an astute art critic could decipher what it meant...that, and to make a couple of bucks off of it. You know how Morrissey can't pass up an easy buck.

He also wears the PVC suit because he imagines himself as the leather in the back seat of an old 1960's Mustang. Secretly, he is dying for a fan to rush the stage and use him as a sofa, but once again, he's been too shy. The security guards are a defense mechanism brought on by years of Beano abuse.

He was married for a while. The reason he was in the jeans at his own wedding was because the bachelor party at the Boyz Cellar went on until 10 that morning, and forgot to eat, sleep, or even change clothing for his own wedding. His wife, the very lovely Bertha Odenmeyer, was mortified, but didn't let it show because she knew she was marrying a rock star and thus making out good on the deal. She rationalized that it would be useful in establishing grounds for the impending divorce, and the annulment of the pre-nuptial agreement.

If was kept from the public record as Morrissey married under the name "Mick Jagger" which through a monkeywrench in the Rolling Stone's then marriage to Jerri Hall when people started asking questions.

Isn't this stuff fascinating? Here Morrissey has led what appeared to be a very quiet life in Los Angeles and all of this was going on.


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Re: new rumor is just a ripoff of tea's stories

> I got an email from a journalist today. he was researching an
> article. I can't give away who it is out of respect for his
> personal anonymity, but I found this tidbit too good to pass up:

> All of the artwork at the Linder exhibit is actually his. He was
> too shy and wanted to see how the world saw his work. He was at
> his UFOlogy meeting during the acupuncture part and had a break
> through. aliens had put a microchip in his brain to make him
> respond to leather. Leather suits and even old leathery Clint
> Eastwood were an overriding theme. He had been drawing these
> strange images for some time and didn't know what they meant.
> Instead of seeking professional help, being the critic of modern
> medicine that he is, he decided to hang his pictures in the
> gallery and see if an astute art critic could decipher what it
> meant...that, and to make a couple of bucks off of it. You know
> how Morrissey can't pass up an easy buck.

> He also wears the PVC suit because he imagines himself as the
> leather in the back seat of an old 1960's Mustang. Secretly, he
> is dying for a fan to rush the stage and use him as a sofa, but
> once again, he's been too shy. The security guards are a defense
> mechanism brought on by years of Beano abuse.

> He was married for a while. The reason he was in the jeans at
> his own wedding was because the bachelor party at the Boyz
> Cellar went on until 10 that morning, and forgot to eat, sleep,
> or even change clothing for his own wedding. His wife, the very
> lovely Bertha Odenmeyer, was mortified, but didn't let it show
> because she knew she was marrying a rock star and thus making
> out good on the deal. She rationalized that it would be useful
> in establishing grounds for the impending divorce, and the
> annulment of the pre-nuptial agreement.

> If was kept from the public record as Morrissey married under
> the name "Mick Jagger" which through a monkeywrench in
> the Rolling Stone's then marriage to Jerri Hall when people
> started asking questions.

> Isn't this stuff fascinating? Here Morrissey has led what
> appeared to be a very quiet life in Los Angeles and all of this
> was going on.

where are you? where?
 
MUCH MORE PALATABLE THAN the TEA AROUND HERE

> where are you? where?

I'd order from the Suzanne menu anytime.... the chef over @ 'Tea's dosen't wash his hands---- but always wants to tell us about his $hit!
 
no, ya freak, it's just social commentary

I wanted to see how many morons would buy this since some of them were actually wondering if Morrissey did get married

ya poor syncophantic slag, i was already writing goofy stuff before greasetea even came up with his AP news releases on Boz. i'm not stealing a damn thing from him, so go sit down and shut up


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Re: Suzanne you slut, eat ass!

i was already writing goofy stuff
> before greasetea even came up with his AP news releases on Boz.
> i'm not stealing a damn thing from him, so go sit down and shut
> up

Two words: Bull $hit, you totally ripped off G and tried to pass it on as your own. You are one pathetic wench! Why don't you and tea go kill each other!

MozTheatre World Order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i don't put out

i see. you're secretly afraid someone will steal you stealing greasetea.

> MozTheatre World Order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

christ, you can't even come up with a creative name for your own minions.

Let me contribute:

Boyz II Greasetea Lookalikes
The MozTheatre society for the prevention of good taste
MozTheatre's 3000 homebound and dateless rejects performing a circle jerk
The Moz Theatre greasetea leg humping contest
The Hare Theatresna's
The MozTheatre Non-experience

Do any of these work for you?




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Re: It is you who will eat the bread in the circle jerk : MY HITLIST!

Are you jealous that I was always favored? Or never accepted? I know you are you hideous wank!

MozTheatre World Order hit list:
Suzzane-for being a typical bitch
Greasetea-for abandoning us
666 Storms-for being a hate monger
Fabricio-for refusing to join me
Auntie T-for being one stupid jerk

Me stealing? Get over it and realize I have more talent than my predessescor.
 
"Come back and I'll bite your legs off!"

You know, you remind me of the Black Knight in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
 
Re: You are sad and dumb

You remind me of the kid who sat in the corner crying because no one liked her. Join me or perish you monstrosity!

MozTheatre World Order Unite!
 
Re: You are sad and dumb

> You remind me of the kid who sat in the corner crying because no
> one liked her. Join me or perish you monstrosity!

hey, i'm about to go out with one set of friends tonight, dump them and hang out with another guy! This is the third night I've been out this week. I don't care if anyone here likes me or not.

...not greasetea (sorry gossip columnist, but he's a real guy and has good taste)

what are you doing?


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Re: Braggart and a liar

> hey, i'm about to go out with one set of friends tonight, dump
> them and hang out with another guy! This is the third night I've
> been out this week.

Yes we know you drive in your car looking at the crowds wishing to be part of it. You are a loser who begs for someone just to give you a hug. You really suck!

As for what i am doing, I will be out with my girlfirend and giving her the best damn oral sex ever (something i know you have no clue about). Enjoy your pathetic life.
 
Bull-$HITLIST!

> Are you jealous that I was always favored?

By whom?...I can't IMAGINE!

> Auntie T-for being one stupid jerk

How clever and well spoken ! You must be a "smarter" kind of "jerk"!

> Me stealing? Get over it and realize I have more talent than my
> predessescor.

I'd rather not get into the whole "evolution thing".If you're counting your predecessor( I think that's the word you were TRYING to use) way back to monkeys... I STILL think the talent level is questionable!!
 
Re: *ahem*

> hey, have you noticed that since the sweaty guy disappeared, so
> did all of the fake flirty's and James (the despised)'s ?
That fake james has been gone for awhile as well as those fake flirty's you monkeyass! Besides if I were to do that, I would imitate you first becuse you are the biggest thorn in my side you jackass! SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME DISSAPear you louse brained muffin chunk!
 
... May I say a few words ... in memory of...

> That fake james has been gone for awhile as well as those fake
> flirty's you monkeyass! Besides if I were to do that, I would
> imitate you first becuse you are the biggest thorn in my side
> you jackass! SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME DISSAPear you louse
> brained muffin chunk!

Pretty good "GT" impression! You fogot to mention Boz and make a reference to defecation. Thanks anyway--- but I don't miss the old battleship much! The queen is dead boys!
 

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