I got bought a subscription once and ended up being stalked by a really weird Cliff Richard loving axe murderer best not to entertain the idea.
You must really want to get laid, guy...
Protip: that isn't the way.
Correction: Apparently, that is the way...
You saying SC put his pink sausage in RB's furry letterbox!?
You saying SC put his pink sausage in RB's furry letterbox!?
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And snatch me a perfect snatch
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Furry? Haven't you been paying attention?!
I have a feeling it was probably more like tribadism...
bumping tacos?
Pardon me, he put his throbbing love gristle into your bald clunge?
Bumping tacos?
I love tacos!
Me too. Hard or soft?
Me too. Hard or soft?
I'll eat the shit out of either kind.
You like yours with a little shredded lettuce around the edges? I prefer mine without cheese. I always say, "No cheese please."
What about sour cream?
f***, I'm hungry. I really could use some tacos right now.