Moz fans have the worst bed side manners

[greasetea]

I'll give you a handful of examples.

1. They like to leave their crap strewn all over MYYY side of the bed.
"Honey you sleep here.."
"ME?! but all your stuff is on this side!"

2. They like for you to lick their pussy and then when it's your turn, they say

"Thank you .." and then roll over for sleep.

"Thank You?! But..but...but!"

3. They like you to wipe them down after a nice fu.cking session.

"Get me a towel, I'm sweating"

"Sweat?! That's my cum silly."

Bedside manners and Moz never mix. I need to date a TLC or maybe a Mandy Moore fan.

Oh and on a side note: Down with the Chinese! They can take all their Bruce Lee films and Chow Yun Fat movies and shove it up the great dragon's ass. I hate them, with their sophisticated culture and sing songy language. Down with the Chinese.

and as for the Japanese..Beat Takeshi and Digimon Season 3 suck!

Koreans...um, Sanrio's Hello Kitty is a real pussy.

Call me the Greasetea because this tea ain't no pale britishy monkey ass or chinese look at these Christmas trees gonna be drinkin it!

 

[eureka]

dear greSETEA

GO TO HELL!!!!!!

> I'll give you a handful of examples.

> 1. They like to leave their crap strewn all over MYYY side of
> the bed.
> "Honey you sleep here.."
> "ME?! but all your stuff is on this side!"

> 2. They like for you to lick their pussy and then when it's your
> turn, they say

> "Thank you .." and then roll over for sleep.

> "Thank You?! But..but...but!"

> 3. They like you to wipe them down after a nice fu.cking
> session.

> "Get me a towel, I'm sweating"

> "Sweat?! That's my cum silly."

> Bedside manners and Moz never mix. I need to date a TLC or maybe
> a Mandy Moore fan.

> Oh and on a side note: Down with the Chinese! They can take all
> their Bruce Lee films and Chow Yun Fat movies and shove it up
> the great dragon's ass. I hate them, with their sophisticated
> culture and sing songy language. Down with the Chinese.

> and as for the Japanese..Beat Takeshi and Digimon Season 3 suck!

> Koreans...um, Sanrio's Hello Kitty is a real pussy.

> Call me the Greasetea because this tea ain't no pale britishy
> monkey ass or chinese look at these Christmas trees gonna be
> drinkin it!

 

[russ t]

Pathetic. Utterly, totally, absolutely pathetic. Pitiful.

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Sounds like russ t's school report.

 

[lord lucan]

LOL shes got you there russ

 

[russ t]

I think I had a few 'rubbishes', but never a 'pitiful', to be honest