Morrissey's appearance on "Friends" (must semen tv)

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A sample of the episode hitting this November for the sweeps month:

Monica: Oh are you going with us to watch "Emeril Lagasse"?

Racheal: Isn't he a baseball player for the Yankees? You like baseball Monica?

Chandler: Could you BE anymore under a rock and in a cave???

Monica: No, no..he's the cook with pow! bam! bam! pow!
(audience laughs like nuts!!!)
Chandler: Could you BE anymore Adam West like?

Racheal: (flashes dirty looks) Oh.um no I met someone! He's Englsh and he's a singer!
Phoebe: Oh really! Really! Smelly cat, smeeeelllllllly cat, smelly cat! (sings and sings)

Chandler: Could you BE last season anymore Phoebe?
Ross: Oh he's BRITISH (rolls his eyes and gives that dumb boy look)

Morrissey: Actually love, specifically from Manchester.
(audience cheers)

Joey: So you like drive on the wrong side of the road, you'll do fine in New York.
(audience laughs crazily becaseAmericans love wrong side of the road jokes)
Morrissey: Well everyone I must be going, Rachel and I are attending a reading by Elizabeth Wurtzel at BORDERS (shameless plug).

Chandler: Could you BE anymore "bitch"y? Get it? Elizabeth Wurtzel wrote "Bitch"? (gang looks at him with no response)

Chandler: Oh could you all BE more alicia silverstone anymore?

Ross: Alicia Silverstone-Clueless..oh okay..ha.....HA.

Morrissey: Oh Heaven knows I'm miserable now!

Joey: Man I love doin' girls in the bookstores and stuff, rachel you animal.
(audience laughs)

wow with a script like that, NBC is in the house!!! Isn't Friends a great show?
 
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