Am I ?!?
I think you're all being perfectly beastly to me. I try to be informative, and you pick on me. Then I try to be flippant, and that's wrong too. This social interaction thing is just so terribly complicated. My parents should have let me go to kindergarten, that's where it all started going wrong. It was just me and the cat really, day after day. A nice cat it was, but not, on the whole, a great teacher of social skills. Cats so seldom are.
