Musings
Ubermember
You know, Mike Joyce never was a vegetarian in the first place. Not only that, but he's a TRAITOR and a FAILURE. If it weren't for him, Marr and Moz would right now be making sweet melodic love and sprinkling music-babies all over the damn world.
Mike Joyce stabbed a man repeatedly in the heart for saying "Hey man! Nice purple shirt!" The shirt was blue and the man was colorblind and now he's dead because Joyce murdered him.
Mike Joyce was only interested in drumming because it reminded him of bludgeoning his own mother with a baseball bat in each hand. Nowadays, he gave up his music career in favor of drunk driving.
Go to hell, Mr. Joyce. You goddamn lawsuiting child eating grandma burning deviantart loving bastard.
-Brought to you by some asshole that hates his job.
I am with Worm on this one. (Ah, the creativity! Excellente, my friend.)