Re: Looking for a certain Q+A article(on Morrissey)
i cannot download anything here but i do have the tourprogramme (cheap from ebay where else-lol)
thanks i remember him giving some lovely answers there..can type it up for those who dont own this programme...
.. he is good at this q+a anyway
Uncut 2006 Magazine
"Moz plays our quickfire either/ or game"
-Lucille Ball or Hylda Baker? "Lypsinka"
-Channel 4 or BBC 4? "Channel 4 because of Shameless, but certainly NOT because of the Impotence Of Being Morrissey."
Ian Brown or Ian Curtis? "Neither. James Maker instead."
-Man Utd or Man City? "ManUre"
-Preston North End or Burnley? "Always Burley"
-Berndard Manning or Jim Bowen? "Odd Ken Dodd"
-Damien Hurst or Tracy Emin? "Linder Sterling" <--
-Thora Hird or Judi Dench? "Thora Hird"
-Blackpool or Las Vegas? "No difference"
-Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez? "Hell isn't hot enough for either" <-- haha
-24 Hour Party People or Velvet Goldmine? "24 Hour Party People"
-The Rakes or The Kooks? "The Rakes"
-Julian Cope or Pete Burns? "Burns"
-Newsnight or That Was The Week? "Newsnight"
-Tom Ford or Stella Mcartney? "Stellar Mcartload"
-Jaguar or Lexus? "XK8"
-Peaches Geldof or Chantelle? "No, thanks"
-Cats or Dogs? "Pussies"
-Superman or Batman? "Bruce Wayne and his youthfu ward Dick Grayson"
-Kevin Bacon or Matt Dillon? "Billy Crudup"
-Friday or Saturday? "Everyday is like Sunday"
-Tylenol or Advil? "Anadin Extra"
-Sneeze or yawn? "Sneeze"
-Italy or England to win the World Cup? "Italeeeeee!"
-Pen or Pencil? "Poison"
-Old Wembley or New Wembley? "Old"
-Banarama or Girls Around? "The Slits"
-Eyes or Smile? "Smile"
-Heaven or Hell? "This is hell, Nor am I out of it"
-Heath Legder or Jake Gylennhaal? "Yes, Heath No Heath"
-Birthday or Christmas? "Avoid both"
-Loved and lost or never loved at all? "I only know the latter"
-Lynch of Lean? "Lean, Oliver Twist- 'What right have you to butcher me?"
-Phone call or email? "Never been known to pick up the phone"
-Death while sleeping or while on stage? "Just let it be quick"
and from 95
Morrissey - Q Questionnaire (Q Magazine, Jan. 1995)
Photo: Jake Walters
What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Wish I hadn't.
What was the first gig you went to?
T. Rex, Belle Vue, Manchester, July 1972.
Which song do you wish you had written?
Loneliness Remembers What Happiness Forgets (Bacharach-David).
What is the best advice you've ever received?
"Just watch those f***in' flowers," Paul Weller, 1983.
What is your most treasured material possession?
A black railway signalman's cap.
Who was the last person you slept with?
Me lodger.
What do you think of Bob Dylan?
He would've had much more fun if he'd been in the New York Dolls.
When did you last cry and why?
Death of Michael R.
What characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
Irish defiance, Northern humility, implacable benevolence, not bad looks.
What is the biggest myth about fame?
That somebody somewhere consequently wants to sleep with you.
What are you like when you're drunk?
I begin to feel almost normal.
Who would you have play you in a film?
Richard Burton (as he is now).
Pick five words that describe yourself?
Loving, lovable, lovely, lovelorn, loveless.
Is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
"Morrissey conveys all the worst aspects of bestiality fused with homosexuality." Santa Monica Reporter, 1992. As if simply conveying basic bestiality couldn't satisfy me -- but no, I had to plunge for the very worst aspects! (I later wondered how this writer might describe the best aspects of bestiality.)
Do you believe in God?
I try to.
What is your most unpleasant characteristic?
Unlimited self-sabotage, morbid self-revelation, deadly accurate intuition, barriers of reserve.
What is your greatest fear?
That this is as good as life gets.
What ambitions do you still have to fulfil?
I'd like to have a sex life, if possible.
Are you afraid of failure?
My space in the dustbin of history somehow seems assured.
What do you never leave home without?
I never leave home.
Who is your best male friend and your best female friend?
Well, I wonder.
Who would you most like to meet?
Dirk Bogarde.
What music would you have played at your funeral?
John Betjeman reciting A Child Ill.
When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see?
A pleasure yet to come.
Do you have anything to declare?
They can kill me, but they can't stop me ... and so forth.
http://www.morrissey-solo.com/content/interview/qmag0195.htm
are there any more of this q+a(not julias q+a-q+a d from journos?? ..theyre very entertaining to read
he must be very tired to answer the same q from journos(smiths reunion,mike joyce) so this is a nice break from it
