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Mimi
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....that David Bowie tried to hit on me at Morrissey's wedding party! Yes, that's right, Morrissey was getting married to an 18-year old dutch girl named Janine. The wedding ceremony was set on a stage of a very big venue, but then last minute, a fat girl came on stage to announce that Janine was just too nervous to get married today. So I thought "great, if she's out, I'm in!" and left Dave to nibble his canapeés all by himself.
...and then I woke up.....
I swear to God this is true.... not that it matters to anyone, but it's Sunday and I'm bored.
...and then I woke up.....
I swear to God this is true.... not that it matters to anyone, but it's Sunday and I'm bored.