Last night I dreamt....

[Mimi]

....that David Bowie tried to hit on me at Morrissey's wedding party! Yes, that's right, Morrissey was getting married to an 18-year old dutch girl named Janine. The wedding ceremony was set on a stage of a very big venue, but then last minute, a fat girl came on stage to announce that Janine was just too nervous to get married today. So I thought "great, if she's out, I'm in!" and left Dave to nibble his canapeés all by himself.

...and then I woke up.....

I swear to God this is true.... not that it matters to anyone, but it's Sunday and I'm bored.

 

[the boardwalker]

Hey, I had that dream also, except it wasn't David Bowie, it was Toyah Wilcox. Oh, and it wasn't Morrissey's wedding, it was a small wooden raft on the River Irwell.
And nobody was getting married, I was just jumping across the river with Toyah and a small rodent shaped bottle of Tizer.
Strange coincidence.
That we are both so bored on Sunday, I mean.

> ....that David Bowie tried to hit on me at Morrissey's wedding party! Yes,
> that's right, Morrissey was getting married to an 18-year old dutch girl
> named Janine. The wedding ceremony was set on a stage of a very big venue,
> but then last minute, a fat girl came on stage to announce that Janine was
> just too nervous to get married today. So I thought "great, if she's
> out, I'm in!" and left Dave to nibble his canapeés all by himself.

> ...and then I woke up.....

> I swear to God this is true.... not that it matters to anyone, but it's
> Sunday and I'm bored.

 

[ahem]

I'll bet the 23y old marrying Billy Joel has had that sort dream a few times in the past week.