CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
First I'm going to talk about my boobs.
On Saturday I helped make a wedding happen then afterward the wedding party and close friends when bar hopping and I got super drunky drunk. I was sitting in a bar next to this man talking about boobs. One of the downfalls of feeling like a boy in a girl suit is that I forget that I have girl parts and when I talk with boys about what they're talking about, I suddenly become a target. So to make a long story short this man noticed I had big boobs and he kept trying to touch them, making excuses to tap my chest. Then he held my hand under the table and kept trying to get me to feel his hard on WHICH I DID NOT and kept pulling my hand away. Then I got up and took a ginormous shit in the bathroom which TOTALLY broke the mood in my brain that some dude found me attractive and went over and sat with my friend instead. Then the guy kissed me on the lips goodbye but it was a peck. THey were going dancing at the meat market nextdoor and my friend and I went home. And the asshole was MARRIED!! Douchey douche named PATRICK!
So anyway, super drunk, I lay down in bed and my friend turns on SNL. I was watching half asleep when Kanye West does his number on a white stage with a bunch of ballet dancers and somewhere in his brain he's gotten the idea that he's a king. Why? THen I fell asleep. That's it. THat's my rant. Why does Kanye think he's a king? HOW has he earned King status? PRETENTIOUS!
On Saturday I helped make a wedding happen then afterward the wedding party and close friends when bar hopping and I got super drunky drunk. I was sitting in a bar next to this man talking about boobs. One of the downfalls of feeling like a boy in a girl suit is that I forget that I have girl parts and when I talk with boys about what they're talking about, I suddenly become a target. So to make a long story short this man noticed I had big boobs and he kept trying to touch them, making excuses to tap my chest. Then he held my hand under the table and kept trying to get me to feel his hard on WHICH I DID NOT and kept pulling my hand away. Then I got up and took a ginormous shit in the bathroom which TOTALLY broke the mood in my brain that some dude found me attractive and went over and sat with my friend instead. Then the guy kissed me on the lips goodbye but it was a peck. THey were going dancing at the meat market nextdoor and my friend and I went home. And the asshole was MARRIED!! Douchey douche named PATRICK!
So anyway, super drunk, I lay down in bed and my friend turns on SNL. I was watching half asleep when Kanye West does his number on a white stage with a bunch of ballet dancers and somewhere in his brain he's gotten the idea that he's a king. Why? THen I fell asleep. That's it. THat's my rant. Why does Kanye think he's a king? HOW has he earned King status? PRETENTIOUS!