I shall be open next Friday between 9.00 and 9.10

[Local Shop Keep With A Monopoly on Bread Supplies]

Get your bread then or never ever again.

If not, the loaves will be selling on ebay five minutes later at a 500% profit for myself.

 

[mauve21]

> Get your bread then or never ever again.

> If not, the loaves will be selling on ebay five minutes later at a 500%
> profit for myself.
I shall only be buying it, if it comes with a goodly supply
of peanut butter or jam.
Otherwise I shall be very disgruntled and care not to
ever buy it again.
Also, may I discreetly suggest a scones and cream shoppe
be available as well. 'Twould only be natural!!

 

[darKest staR]

Can i have a crusty extra thick sliced one please...