I f***ing Hate that SMUG f***ER T.U.R.D'Quarry. I do wish he'd Die.

[The Real Mr. Hoppy]

 

[MOZZERIAN'S WHORE MUM]

WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY, IAN? WHY DO THEY CALL YOU THE GAY MR. HOPPY? COME HOPE TO MUMMY, IAN. NONE OF THE MONEY MEN WILL COME ROUND ANYMORE AS I'M TOO BIG TO GET IN THE BATH. LET ME HUG YOU, IAN AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT DADA. I MISS HIM TOO, IAN. LET'S GET SOME CIDER, MAKE SOME MOUSEMATS AND WE'LL PRETEND YOU'RE WEALTHY AND DIDN'T GET BEATEN UP IN BRADFORD THAT TIME.

 

[The Meatsafe Murderer]

Is that you T.U.R.D.? I was hoping you were dead.

 

[U. R. D'Quarry]

Re: Is that you T.U.R.D.? I was hoping you were dead.

You've made the TURD "joke" several times now. What an unimaginative speck you are.

 

[The Meatsafe Murderer]

f*** off & Die TURD

 

[U. R. D'Quarry]

Re: f*** off & Die TURD

Very witty again. Is this Woody Allen?

 

[mouldy (not stopping)]

Re: f*** off & Die TURD

> Very witty again. Is this Woody Allen?

is this a chris evans looky likey, yes of course, but HE is rich and shagging
billie piper

i would hire a noose dean