how will morrissey die?

[DAVIE]

we'll all laugh heartily...)

I know I will Karl

Mystic meg is so 1990's it's all about Sally Morgan now man!

Psychic Sally is a legend!

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Mystic meg is so 1990's it's all about Sally Morgan now man!

I have never heard of this person. I'll google her just now, but Mystic Meg is probably going to remain my favourite mentalist for a while. Until that Downs girl at the local special girl turns 16..

Can you tell I've been drinking?

 

[Karl Pilkington]

I know I will Karl

"They look at danger and they laugh their heads off!"

 

[Mozza220559]

Not really you're typing pretty clearly! "A dog has human eyes"

 

[DAVIE]

"They look at danger and they laugh their heads off!"

That's us in a fine nutshell....perferably a cashew nutshell

 

[Karl Pilkington]

That's us in a fine nutshell....perferably a cashew nutshell

Bless you.

 

[DAVIE]

Bless you.

ahhh what fantastic wordplay you did there, Karl hahahaha

 

[Karl Pilkington]

ahhh what fantastic wordplay you did there, Karl hahahaha

I do my best.

 

[DAVIE]

I'm surprised 19 people have voted so far...at least this thread hasn't gone completely to waste

 

[Karl Pilkington]

I'm surprised 19 people have voted so far...at least this thread hasn't gone completely to waste

Or else we have 19 complete wasters on this site. I know which option I'm going for.

 

[DAVIE]

Or else we have 19 complete wasters on this site. I know which option I'm going for.

well your replying also on this thread, I hasten to add.....

 

[sad veiled bride]

Sexual misadventure. Or in a darkened underpass.

I can't see how you can apply this trite rock 'n roll clicheé to Morrissey (hoping these won't be my last famous words )

 

[Karl Pilkington]

I can't see how you can apply this trite rock 'n roll clicheé to Morrissey (hoping these won't be my last famous words )

Well, I was joking, but you never know what goes on behind the doors of safe, warm Lancashire homes.

 

[butley]

Not even read the thread but enough. How will any of us die? Murder HIV ingrowing toenail? Stuff off

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Not even read the thread but enough. How will any of us die? Murder HIV ingrowing toenail? Stuff off

I've got an ingrown toenail. It is the ultimate agony, but not life threatening. I hope.

 

[anon x]

It will be whilst water ski-ing off the Isle of Wight with "longtime companion" Russell Brand

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Paula Deen will eat him, obviously...

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You f***ing retard I thought you wanted to leave this forum-please do it and stop posting your retarded threads.

you start to f***ing annoy me.And now do me a favour and f*** OFF.Thanks in advance!!!

You're a dirty little whore...do you like it in the butt?

 

[JoanOfArc]

You're a dirty little whore...do you like it in the butt?

Why so agitated?Calm down-it took you 4days to come up with this clever reply you little sociopath-now all you have to do is change your avatar 3times and change your signature 4 times to make your posts seem important hehe,dont forget to give few career advices to Morrissey and to use italics in 2words of your post.Im sure it wil be a clever one-as usual you will make us humble hahahayou f***ing loser-boring as usual.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Why so agitated?Calm down-it took you 4days to come up with this clever reply you little sociopath-now all you have to do is change your avatar 3times and change your signature 4 times to make your posts seem important hehe,dont forget to give few career advices to Morrissey and to use italics in 2words of your post.Im sure it wil be a clever one-as usual you will make us humble hahahayou f***ing loser-boring as usual.

Wow. Is commenting on my profile changes the best you got, c***ooks? I'm a bit disappointed...I thought you ugly broads were supposed to be smart?