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greasetea
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Rule number one: No break up sex unless it's agreed on both sides. No sense mucking up an already bad situation.
Rule number two: Jerry Macguire does NOT work. You break up with someone in public, and if their intent is to throw a scene, they will not be disuaded to do so even in a crowded eatery. Break up in persona and at home.
Rule number three: Break up with someone before fu.cking someone else's brains out...that way she can never accuse you of cheating. Cheaters lose and besides, I Even HAVE NO respect for two timing slutcakes...unless of course, you were cheated on first.
Guide:
1. Make a nice dinner
2. Speak softly.
3. Ensure the broken up was for the best.
4. Punctuate this with, "Would you rather me cheat and go behing=d your back and lie when I say I love you?"
5. Say goodnight and let the person leave on his/her own accord.
6. No break up sex unless you need to fill your pockets of course.
..if this doesn't work, you can always beat the person to death and then bury their body in a garden and grow tomatoes and other horticulture festivities.
(Just don't drink the poison wine)
Rule number two: Jerry Macguire does NOT work. You break up with someone in public, and if their intent is to throw a scene, they will not be disuaded to do so even in a crowded eatery. Break up in persona and at home.
Rule number three: Break up with someone before fu.cking someone else's brains out...that way she can never accuse you of cheating. Cheaters lose and besides, I Even HAVE NO respect for two timing slutcakes...unless of course, you were cheated on first.
Guide:
1. Make a nice dinner
2. Speak softly.
3. Ensure the broken up was for the best.
4. Punctuate this with, "Would you rather me cheat and go behing=d your back and lie when I say I love you?"
5. Say goodnight and let the person leave on his/her own accord.
6. No break up sex unless you need to fill your pockets of course.
..if this doesn't work, you can always beat the person to death and then bury their body in a garden and grow tomatoes and other horticulture festivities.
(Just don't drink the poison wine)
