FAO Mr. Grim O'Grady

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Is it really true that you do it 20 times a day as G.U. claims?
 
if you mean eat pies, then yes, sex, once yearly nearly
 
> Is it really true that you do it 20 times a day as G.U. claims?

Yeah well that's on a slow day, honey.

It's usually nearer 25, 5 times before each meal.

Why the sudden interest?
 
Re: if you mean eat pies, then yes, sex, once yearly nearly

how was the clubfoot 18-30 holiday kid?
5 pies before lunch though ffs I'm not a machine?
"woke up covered in piss".

GrimO
 
> Yeah well that's on a slow day, honey.

> It's usually nearer 25, 5 times before each meal.
Isn't it 3 meals a day so wouldn't the number be closer to 15 times a day.

> Why the sudden interest?
Hmmm, I thought we were all friends in here, talking about anywhere from my lingere to sex lives.
So have you been busy at your travel agency?
 
> Isn't it 3 meals a day so wouldn't the number be closer to 15 times a day.
> Hmmm, I thought we were all friends in here, talking about anywhere from
> my lingere to sex lives.
> So have you been busy at your travel agency?

goodness me, lezza go devils, first enquriries about my sex life, and then my job?

It's going very well as it happens, busy busy what with the festival coming up and the vat return has just been done. I was in a bit late today but I made up for it by working a bit later as well. The window cleaners were around today. A new girl started. Somebody brought in flapjacks from Asda which went very nicely with a cup of coffee. Morrissey was played twice on the radio and my colleagues all agreed it was a jolly nice song.

Anything else you would like to know? ..just ask
 
And of course,you being the fat pig that you are,only took 4 sittings of flapjacks right???? you're watching your figure huh????? watching it expand maybe. Tell me something.....when a plane is about to crash land,do they just use your fat ass and roll your humpty dumpty ass on the runway and try to land the plane on your large fat carcass?????? so actually,you too can be considered a "floatation device"??????? you do a great service for your industry. You're a fatso of all trades,be proud,we are.
 
I was talking to my new friend Lezza Go Devils, she was sweetly enquring about my job. (I think she may be a little obsessed, but ssssh ok).

So stop poking your thicko c*** nose into where it's not wanted.

And try spelling "improper" correctly, it's not hard. {bet you say THAT a lot). Poor plaptop.
 
obsession obsession obsession

where does this moron get off on the "we" from? He's a sad little tosser!
To be the moron of Morrissey-solo is his only achievement, bless!

> And of course,you being the fat pig that you are,only took 4 sittings of
> flapjacks right???? you're watching your figure huh????? watching it
> expand maybe. Tell me something.....when a plane is about to crash land,do
> they just use your fat ass and roll your humpty dumpty ass on the runway
> and try to land the plane on your large fat carcass?????? so actually,you
> too can be considered a "floatation device"??????? you do a
> great service for your industry. You're a fatso of all trades,be proud,we
> are.
 
Re: FAO GU

> I was talking to my new friend Lezza Go Devils, she was sweetly enquring
> about my job. (I think she may be a little obsessed, but ssssh ok).

> So stop poking your thicko c*** nose into where it's not wanted.

> And try spelling "improper" correctly, it's not hard. {bet you
> say THAT a lot). Poor plaptop.
No, it's called sisterhood!! And believe me, I know all about obsessive behavior.OMGosh, there’s this stalker guy who can't stop asking about my lingerie and has even gotten his girlfriend involved by having her post using variations of my S/N and other ones. Poor girl.
So as friends I'm suggesting you keep it quiet about your boyfriend being a 25 shooter because if word gets out women are going to be banging down his door. You wouldn’t want to lose him for someone who is only interested in his sexual prowess, because IMO you two are perfect for each other.
 
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