FAO Mozrebel (non moz)

[Mr. Smith]

Story with you ye langer, finished yer spuds? Your missus sort ya out with cheese aswell? (garda informants yiz)

 

[domestos salad]

> Story with you ye langer, finished yer spuds? Your missus sort ya out with
> cheese aswell? (garda informants yiz)
Missus is probably still sorting him out!

 

[Mr. Smith]

Under the thumb...unlike yerself, nuthin better to be doin like?

 

[domestos salad]

> Under the thumb...unlike yerself, nuthin better to be doin like?
Yeah got lots I should be doin but I would rather sit here and dream about Moz...Gasping for a drink btw.

 

[Mr. Smith]

No change so. Hee-er don't be usin yer mad cyber talk here by the way...feckin "btw!!" yer not gettin charged per letter...probably have one o the kids typin for ye anyway!!! Are you goin to the other gigs or what, or can ye not afford it coz o yer internet bill?

 

[domestos salad]

> No change so. Hee-er don't be usin yer mad cyber talk here by the
> way...feckin "btw!!" yer not gettin charged per
> letter...probably have one o the kids typin for ye anyway!!! Are you goin
> to the other gigs or what, or can ye not afford it coz o yer internet
> bill?
Still trying to find a foster home for them.The eldest has spent the whole day singing'Think of someone you physically admire....'Didnt know kids that age could say words like physically!Gonna have to start slapping parental control labels on my Moz stuff!

 

[Mr. Smith]

> Still trying to find a foster home for them.The eldest has spent the whole
> day singing'Think of someone you physically admire....'Didnt know kids
> that age could say words like physically!Gonna have to start slapping
> parental control labels on my Moz stuff!

Could be worse...could be singin about lazy dykes....explain dat one to the social services!

 

[sheelagh]

Cheesy spuds......dangerous if eaten in large volumes!

Good evening you lot. Mozrebel won't be joining you this evening on account that the sheer amount of cheesy spuds consumed has sent him into a culchie food coma...

 

[domestos salad]

Re: Cheesy spuds......dangerous if eaten in large volumes!

> Good evening you lot. Mozrebel won't be joining you this evening on
> account that the sheer amount of cheesy spuds consumed has sent him into a
> culchie food coma...
You know theres a Moz song in there somewhere!

 

[sheelagh]

Re: Cheesy spuds......dangerous if eaten in large volumes!

> You know theres a Moz song in there somewhere!

What!!!! In my world famous Cheesy Spuds??

Culchie in a coma,
I know, I know,
It's AVARICE....

Here, watch Mr. Smith grabbin the dictionary for that one...

 

[domestos salad]

Re: Cheesy spuds......dangerous if eaten in large volumes!

> What!!!! In my world famous Cheesy Spuds??

> Culchie in a coma,
> I know, I know,
> It's AVARICE....

> Here, watch Mr. Smith grabbin the dictionary for that one...
Dont be daft he hasnt seen one of them things since the heady days of his first communion,which he still has the proceeds from....

 

[sheelagh]

Re: Cheesy spuds......dangerous if eaten in large volumes!

> Dont be daft he hasnt seen one of them things since the heady days of his
> first communion,which he still has the proceeds from....

Oh yeah, i forgot. Tell me, does he have a musical instrument, and if so how did he pay for it????? I just could not let it lie, could I?....
I'll get me coat...

 

[mozrebel]

> Still trying to find a foster home for them.The eldest has spent the whole
> day singing'Think of someone you physically admire....'Didnt know kids
> that age could say words like physically!Gonna have to start slapping
> parental control labels on my Moz stuff!

Well one of mine started singing First of the Gang at the top of her wee voice in HMV today upon spotting a copy of Bona Drag (a snip at €4.99). Proud as punch i was. Not quite sure what to think when she sings 'spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell' though...

 

[domestos salad]

> Well one of mine started singing First of the Gang at the top of her wee
> voice in HMV today upon spotting a copy of Bona Drag (a snip at €4.99).
> Proud as punch i was. Not quite sure what to think when she sings 'spit
> upon the name Oliver Cromwell' though...
Too bloody right is what I would think.What have you done with the other half?Looks like Mr Smiths mammy caught him and sent him to bed without any chip juice.

 

[mozrebel]

> Too bloody right is what I would think.What have you done with the other
> half?Looks like Mr Smiths mammy caught him and sent him to bed without any
> chip juice.

Nah, she found out about his stash of holy communion money an' he's done a legger.

 

[Mr. Smith]

Re: Cheesy spuds......dangerous if eaten in large volumes!

"avarice"

1. An excessive or inordinate desire of gain; greediness after wealth; covetousness; cupidity.

To desire money for its own sake, and in order to hoard it up, is avarice. --Beattie.

2. An inordinate desire for some supposed good.

All are taught an avarice of praise. --Goldsmith.

SO THERE YIZ MUPPETS!!! I DO own a dictionary AND it even has a tyranosorous built in!!
P.s, I don't have me confo money anymore...da aul-wan bought me a duvet out of it.

 

[Mr. Smith]

Sorry, she was havin her guinness an usin da puter to play solitare so I legged it before da malta video's came out and I had to look at some queer doin a f***in jig and listen about how proffessional he is even though the height of his career has been dancin for kids in a holiday complex...on a small island.

 

[Be yourself, come to the palms and see yourself]

> Sorry, she was havin her guinness an usin da puter to play solitare so I
> legged it before da malta video's came out and I had to look at some queer
> doin a f***in jig and listen about how proffessional he is even though the
> height of his career has been dancin for kids in a holiday complex...on a
> small island.

Jaysus Mr. Smith, there's your cover well an truly blown. You'll have to reincarnate yourself as Mr. Jones. Oh yeah, an superman is dead. ha ha!